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[Sam 🩻 @400luxaffairs]

Okay so this came up on my tl before I went to sleep and I just woke up and I think I had a sex dream about the trombone player with the hat on the far right

[Syd @sydbw18]

The day he dies my screen time might be 26 hours

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

HDDIDJDKDJDDODJDIDJ

[Contra @BoldfaceJames]

Almost told a customer that was purchasing condoms to "get some strokes in for me" that was close

[🚌💨 @alsapremium]

es lo que ella hubiese querido

[BlueJay @them_failure]

Sorry about mahjong last night, I kept hunting for the four white dragons and let my passion create a fifth

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

its always two smart bitches telling each other "not exactly ☝️🤓"

[Jay @sirfboardt]

I remember when I was young my uncle was playing the Yoncé music video around me talking abt “he need to be seeing this” hoping it’ll ungay me but whole time I was just gagging

[leath 🏳️‍⚧️⛓️ @texturedprotein]

summer 2001, im 8 years old and Nickelback drops my new favorite song “How You Remind Me”, full album coming soon!

on release day morning, September 11th, they roll a CRT monitor into my class & i get so excited assuming itll be Nickelback’s new album that i pee myself. however,

[Lydia @lydmathews]

@evornithology fishing garrett is also super cool!

[ؘ @naberriesmuse]

i feel like shit #natalieportman

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[jake 🪷 @jakehasaproblem]

when you cool with everybody

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[ALYSSA HUNTER✨ @TheAlyssaHunter]

A Tribute to My Queen, My Mother. 👑🌷

I recreate this moment of my Mom at Miss Puerto Rico Universe 1994. Thank you, Mom, because through you my love for beauty pageants was born. I love you so much! ❤️

📸: @JoshAntonPhoto

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How I feel when I put my playlist on shuffle and the exact song I was thinking of starts playing

[diogo @pop2xo]

Shalom Harlow for British Vogue - 1995

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

There are many women who are no longer alive today because a man couldn’t accept being told No