Lyds :)

44 • 77 • 5 | I let cars driving in weird circles determine my mood |

[𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑎’sf愛 @nilosf69]

j'ai appris que les allergies au pollen sont le résultat d'une surpopulation d'arbres mâles donc encore une fois les hommes

[mia goth🛸 @glory2thenight]

can people stop calling their europe tour “europe + uk tour”
what continent do you think the uk is on???

[setota h @setotah]

the episode of girls where adam gets mad at hannah for not being upset enough that her editor died and he says "if you died the world would blur, i wouldn't know what a tree is"

[💆‍♀️ @SOPHlEBAEK]

HE is the reason HE is clean❤️‼️

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[anna @jpadlovely]

my baby :(

[✦ @abbotcult]

SLOW DOWN OLD MAN

[salima @jojorbbit]

lord have mercy.

[Monty || Cowboiヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉ ֺ @_cowboi]

Life tips
- don’t be neurodivergent
- don’t be poor
- don’t get in any sort of situation

[az •° @sttartingline]

bbc merlin's worst crime was that merlin never sat at the round table with the others. even without them knowing about his magic, it was obvious he should have been there.

[comrade | #1 trinity santos apologist @awfulbliss_]

SPEAK. ON. IT.

[basil @blis5ful]

they should lower the retirement age to 23

[໊ @user0000O0]

pick me choose me euthanize me

[buddy |🔻 ( TADC 9 SPOILERS ) @snailsandbugsss]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[nicky @YUNJlNNIE]

so many people refuse to address the big fat fucking elephant in the room that is the erasing of woc characters on the pitt once the show successfully sold themselves up as a “diverse” and “realistic” show in its first season

[jazz @cowboyabbot]

i cant believe the ppl who tune in exclusively for the white men on the pitt and proudly boast they dislike the woc and dont care about their stories just can't seem to find anything weird about how woc are treated on the show. if only there was a connection there but alas

[yanni @greeneyedtrin]

#CANCELTHEPITT