Lisa Duff

All your dreams are made of strawberry lemonade ♫

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

@crossgatescynic As long as it’s Bank Holiday Monday 😂

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

Can’t help but feel @sbunting180 is actually @StillGameIngram … just can’t unsee it 🎯

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

@therealdelc Absolutely not! Stetsons all the way!

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

@fesshole @MckercharLewis dis you?

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Current advice seems to be have Christmas parties but don’t go to them

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

@crossgatescynic Picking the splinters out noo are ye?!

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Do Spain have a player called cocaine?

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine.

@VUMChealth

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

World's only known white giraffe fitted with tracker to deter poachers https://t.co/SfCBTXJz6m

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

Thinking of all the young people across Scotland waiting for results tomorrow. The last few months have been so tough for you, so whatever tomorrow brings, well done! And remember, there are always options open to you. Good luck to you all.

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

‘I’m pushing an elephant up the stairs...’ 🌘🐘🎶🎵

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

Every year. Every single year. The kids are still out playing at this time and I’m tucked up, snug as a bug ready to snooze the night away. #wishtheywouldbequiet 🙄

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

What I would do for a beer garden RN

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

@HazelMcArthur1 Hazel, I’m exactly the same. I’ve managed to get some stability in it and at even at the start of all of this i was grand. Just the past fortnight I’ve been horrific. Hoping it’s the easing of lockdown that’s doing it. Keeping going with meds and my wee Calm app ☮️ - keep going!

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

@leedufff 😞😞😞

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

People on public transport are so rude. Especially to the conductors.

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

@callumkchadwick @leedufff @LewisMckerchar

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

@leedufff My fave!

[Lisa Duff @lyduff]

3 hot water bottles, 2 fleecy blankets and it’s only August! 😫