Lifeguard Problems

Basically Aquaman. DM us your #LifeguardProblems

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

@nastiemastie I'm a lifeguard and I'm here to save you!

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

A child drowning "Help! I need a lifesaver! I'm gonna drown!"
A blonde lifeguard came up to the child and asks "Sure what flavor?"

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

#CureBoredomIn5Words whistle twirling and saving lives

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

About a month away from outdoor life guarding season!

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

Putting the "labor" in "Labor Day" #lifeguardproblems

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

Labor Day comes late this year #lifeguardproblems

[Lifeguard Problems @ellisguardprobs]

When the birthday parties don't leave you their leftover pizza

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

Being called into work and have it start raining as soon as you get there #LifeguardProblems

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

Calling the regulars by name when you yell at them to stop doing something #justlifeguardthings

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

Most of the guards leave this week for school so I have to work overtime #LifeguardProblems

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

Because he was too far out!
#BadJokeFriday

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

Being a female guard sucks when you on your period.. #bitchylifeguardhereicome

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

Although it rained, I didn't work so it didn't affect me. #LifeguardProblems

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

UPDATE: IT RAINED TODAY!!!!!

[Lifeguard Pains @lifeguardpains1]

"Do you work here?" "No, I just wear these guard trunks, whistle and glasses to pick up white trash hotties."

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

UPDATE: it hasn't rained in 20 days #LifeguardProblems

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

"When I'm watching you, it's like I'm watching a movie with a swimmer swimming under the water swimming" #ShitOurPatronsSay

[Lifeguard Problems @lyfeguardprobz]

Sitting alone at a pool for four hours daily #LifeguardProblems