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that’s pure nightmare fuel

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My biggest ick is two guys sitting in a golf cart together. The driver has his legs wide and the passenger keeps his legs squeezed together. I work at a golf course and this makes me cringe at least 10 times an hour.

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@DJPaulyD hey just DM’ed you on Insta but I was hoping for a birthday shoutout for my cousin celebrating her Sweet 16!! Her name is McKenna and she’s been watching Jersey Shore so much that you were on her cake 🤣

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I’m cleansing my mind with Adele dazim and Dolly Parton.

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Just heard the only reason I was going to see Wicked: For Good. “For Good” has been one of my favorite songs since I was in 8th grade in 2013. I’m extremely disappointed. The first Glinda part is great. But as soon as the comet pulls from orbit, there’s nothing there. #wicked

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Like Cynthia didn’t bring the raw power that #adeledazim brought or anyone playing elphaba live. Girl, I don’t wanna give you forgiveness for what you’ve done before. The end of that song should have gone so much harder #wicked #forgood

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@HilaryDuff hey girlie, just want you to know that I’m a Yankee fan but you rocked that Dodgers hat so hard when I saw A Cinderella Story when I was 8 that I am on like my 6th Dodgers hat, I’m now 29. Love it 🫶

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No one cares but Dawson’s Creek is finally back to using Paula Cole’s “I Don’t Want to Wait” as the theme song. I took a break from my binge and now I’m home again.

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I’ve never hated anyone as much as I hate myself when I first got Facebook between 2008 and 2010.

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Far too often I think about the time I had to do a project on euthanasia and I spent a large chunk of the time researching youth in Asia.

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Justin Bieber now looks like a guy who would come into work and buy a 24 pack of PBR and shove it into his backpack and bike home.

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Email hacked and all my passwords were compromised but joke’s on them, I had $26 in my bank account hahaha

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How do I get on “The Floor”? My category would be “Adam Sandler Movies” @RobLowe #thefloor

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@Hyundai there’s three Hyundai vehicles in my household. Two have the auto start with blue link and it has been down since yesterday???

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@abbiekreil do you remember the chokehold exit here had on us

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Hate because the kids don’t just visit him but love because my grandfather tells me these stories. “You know I worked for Western Union” anyway. I’m crying right now.

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Crying uncontrollably because I decided to watch one tree hill “with tired minds” and then everybody’s fine aka one of the saddest movies I’ve ever seen. Deniro is just a dad who wants to see his kids then he almost gets robbed his pills get stolen, heart attack, son dies.

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And it reminds of my grandfather. He tells the stories of how he created the material wrapping around telephone wires. My grandfather tells me the stories of things he created when he was in the navy. I think I found out why I hate love this movie.

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My aunt sat behind @ChadMMurray at a showing of Wicked I think and I think about that a lot.

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When I was younger, I read a passage at my cousin’s funeral in front of a ton of people and afterwards at the repast, everyone came up to me to tell me that I did a really good job during my reading. That never sat right with me.

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Now it’s Bobby Darin’s “More”. Sorry husband. That’s my song.

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Recently realized that I do want to get married someday just so I can either walk down the aisle to or have my first dance be “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” by The Beach Boys because that’s my current music fixation.