Snarx

Empathetic Narcissist

[Snarx @lyfeofsnarx]

I've been told multiple times that I text like I use A.I until they call me and see I talk the same way too 😂

[𝐘𝐉 ⭐️ @softadeyanjuu]

i was so irritated

[🧸 @_y3maya]

Just 30 mins into using Wi-Fi instead of mobile data, and I think my phone has lost its ability to get hot.

[Snarx @lyfeofsnarx]

@PeaceChinaza15 na ajo him dey run ontop your head. once the money don mature him go come collect am [tears of joy] [tears of joy]

[Snarx @lyfeofsnarx]

tried to toast this lady by telling her I work in the oil industry. it was going so well that as she was typing her number on my phone, text from my guy telling me to buy garri and sugar popped up 😭😭

[Snarx @lyfeofsnarx]

@pinkpnterestt no mind all these doubters in your cs... do me 2m to prove them wrong bby

[Snarx @lyfeofsnarx]

@t_al0n I don't think she does broski... paste her digits so I could help you confirm.

[🧸 @_y3maya]

Men, shouldn’t your wife see any house you intend to buy before making the final payment?

[Snarx @lyfeofsnarx]

of course, it's gonna be her's after the marriage is over.

[🧸 @_y3maya]

Men, shouldn’t your wife see any house you intend to buy before making the final payment?

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

“he broke up with me and collected everything he bought for me, even the ac and tv”

you sef go him house go collect everything wey you buy for am na😂😂😂

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

am i the only one that doesn’t rinse out the toothpaste from their teeth after brushing?

[Soft @gafxxr]

Bro uni too stupid guy 😭😭, I wake up 3am in the morning I wan go pee I see my rommie dey sing “i wanna put you in 7 positions for 70 mins” for babe 😭😭😭😭

[Snarx @lyfeofsnarx]

@_y3maya he's not tryna let his girlfriend stop him from meeting the live of his life

[Snarx @lyfeofsnarx]

😭😭

[† @Basil_jr2]

a millionaire in every currency before 30

[Yazz LFC @YazzLFC]

What year did you start supporting LFC .... 🤔

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum

[Snarx @lyfeofsnarx]

ruminant animal

[𝔻𝔸𝕄𝕄𝕐🐾 @iam_dammy9]

Am I the only one that can do this? If I eat a food about one hour ago I can still bring back the food to my mouth from my stomach.

[Snarx @lyfeofsnarx]

@IyegereS bro's lineup is insane 😭😭

I'm jealous

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

having friends who pour into you as much as you pour into them is so important.

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful