Lyfling

What others think about you is none of your business.

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@Spotify, we need to talk.

[Lyfling @lyfling83]

PS, secret time, Lil Durk already knows where I live 🤣.

I’d be willing to bet.

I haven’t moved since the car show.

[Lyfling @lyfling83]

Southridge, what did you think of Sarah?

She didn’t tell me about an offer. Must be the smoke from Canada!!!

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@elonmusk I know you’re busy, but you wanna be the CEO of PMC Misfits?

It doesn’t pay shit, I’m broke 🤣.

[Lyfling @lyfling83]

Whoever hosts PMC Misfits would get direct donations for their schools.

Computers
Books
Buildings
Supplies

While the Misfits make sure it happens without fraud.

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Does the ICC need a group to serve arrest warrants?

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Right?

[Jiggly News 🇨🇦 @JigglyPants44]

Have the Americans tried shooting at the smoke?

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@CityGrandRapids smog party at the amphitheater?

See if we can get some artists out to belt music into the smog?

Karaoke maybe?

Unless there’s an artist already there 🤣.

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Where’s my wife though?

I predicted this much!!!

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@HouseDemocrats Ya’ll got busted, huh?

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@elonmusk ChatGPT aka distilled Grok, doesn’t think a hyperbaric bomb would be effective against a forrest fire.

It gave BS answers I don’t remember.

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My niece could CEO, if she wanted to.

Family is everything.

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@GRPress How much they need?

They save lives, don’t make them beg for money.

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@KwikTrip We’ll see!!!

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If I do own it, I want to hang out during lunch sometimes, boost patient morale.

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@JohnJamesMI Diarrhea lettuce?

Sounds like a weight loss program.

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My preferred anxiety medication is cannabis, except during times of crisis, then it’s what the psych docs tell me, usually.

They’re easy to talk to, like it’s their jobs or something 🤣.

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@GovTimWalz Sounds better. How’s Canada?

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@Mike_Cox You need a job, I can get you there. I can teach you to have the swag.

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBI_Response Bro ain’t playin, he will.