carissa

ribbit.

[carissa @lyinglime1]

🍊

[carissa @lyinglime1]

Used to think it was ugly to gaf but now I realize it’s just evil out here and it’s uglier to deny myself the freedom to gaf. So now I just choose my peace and stay home because everyone is so annoying fr and I’m done biting my tongue

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[olivia ⭐️ @livmaredith]

This is why you all might not see me on Elon’s X moving forward.

Disturbing, alarming behavior with no repercussions.

[amanda @italchicc]

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .

[𓁹انجي𓁹 @levantinewitch]

so this trend of younger women being willing to consume almost anything with no regard for their health as long as it promises to make them skinnier is really troubling actually

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Imagine you just took an edible for the night and then you hear a knock on the door and it’s Kamala 😭

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

Won't be long now until Anita Recount makes her appearance.

[bella @earlygirl__]

can I come over to your house and cough like this

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

"As a woman, I am empathetic towards my mother, but as a daughter, I am angry"

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

me eating the brownie that makes you gay

[venus ⚢ @sapphiccworld]

a need

[REVELING!!! in the boogie @ghastlygaI]

bfs aint shit…. get u a carissa

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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