Lyin Ryan Lochte

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[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

@TheRoot harsh bro! Like dude... I'm the most honest person I know bro! Hella truthful #LochteGate

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

Dudes... Ok... Maybe I lied. A little. #Rio2016 #LochteGate #LochMess

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

Bros... Like.. Would I really lie? Just look at this face... I'm hella tellin the truth #LochteGate #Rio2016

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

Bro.. Seriously?? That's like... A lot of burritos! Trust me Im telling the truth dude! I'm hella sad #LochteGate https://t.co/kqFl2Or8Wf

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

About $1 million in endorsements is on the line for Lochte with Speedo, Ralph Lauren, Airweave & Gentle Hair Removal https://t.co/BAsPzWDNq7

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

See bro even our taxi driver gave us the thumbs up dude. His name? Umm.. Oh look...a Pikachu #LochteGate

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

@MarlowNYC Harsh bro!

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

@PerezHilton Bro... They were lying. I mean.... He had a scary gun #LochteGate

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

BREAKING: Clinton campaign just offered me a job, said I've proven I have the skills they're looking for. Bitchin bro!
#LochteGate

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

Bro.... I said "harambe" not "he robbed me" #LochteGate #Rio2016 #RyanLochte

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

Dudes.... Why so serious? #LochteGate #Rio2016

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

WHAT THE HELL?? Phelps just called , laughed at me, and hung up! Not cool bro #LochteGate #Rio2016

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

@Guzin007 exactly! But bro I just stood there taking fire

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

That gas station video was edited bros like... Seriously. They did paint works on it #LochteGate #Rio2016

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

What did the robbers gun look like? Bro... It was like... Scary bro #LochteGate #Rio2016

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

Dude just bit my medal, I thought these things had chocolate in the middle? OUCH bro #lochteGate

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

Robbed?? I thought you said mobbed! #Rio2016 #LochteGate #RioProblems

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

Seriously bros it went down like this.... #LochteGate #Rio2016 #RioRobbery

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

Did I get robbed bro! JEAH! #LochteGate #Rio2016 #RyanLochte

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

Yes, I tore up the Gas Station bathroom but not how you guys think! #Tacos #Diarrhia #LochteGate

[Lyin Ryan Lochte @lyinryanlochte]

So happy my bro Brian Williams has my back. He was like... There with us dudes. #LochteGate #Rio2016 #RyanLochte