Lyle D4D

An INCREDIBLY TERRIFYING man ( )

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@KarolinaZL The Liberation Collection?
Sysiphean Conclusion?

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@ODEONCinemas Is there any chance of you updating the Milton Keynes cinema showings etc before Friday? There’s been no update to it this week at all.

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@BunsOfHam No, they were just homeschooled by idiots.

Generational stupidity - one of the few things in which Murka is leading the world.

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@BunsOfHam Just from the amount of bullshit they're spreading, you damn well *know* it's not going to be pretty - his name's going to be on every page. Probably with video. And stains.

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@BunsOfHam @MetalOllie And that ear recovered *so* well from the bullethole. No scar, nothing. Almost like it never really happened.

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@coladaclan Also ideal for Lego Twister.

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@coladaclan Ahhhh, proper units rather than convenience items :-)

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@BunsOfHam Allegedly it's "a dog toothbrush"...
https://t.co/MXt8oNgCLY

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@TheHonLady One assumes it’s because it’s more convenient on a weekend, same as with Armistice Day etc etc.

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@TheHonLady @Keir_Starmer There’s nothing to say it can only be one of those reasons.

Personally I’m betting on “all of the above”, TBH - along with a side-order of “as competent as a chocolate teapot”.

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@KarolinaZL Awesome! Really pleased it’s all coming together.

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@AlexJayBrady Well, that's not threatening *at all* 😲😲😲

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@TheHonLady And of course the apostrophe is *way* past their literacy level.

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@BunsOfHam first*

(Well, I assume you meant first...)

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@_megster @RoryStewartUK Obviously!

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@AlexJayBrady @afrocosmist Oooooh, Billionaire Sharktank.

The winner is the one who dies last.

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@_megster @RoryStewartUK Ooooh, I bet that was an eye-opener.
(And keeping your eyes open is *not* something to do at those parties!)

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@KarolinaZL Glad you got here.

Take the time you need, try to remember some of the efforts/achievements along the way - it’s all too easy to let it flow through and then it’s hard to look back and go “yeah, I did *that*” when you need it.

[Lyle D4D @LyleD4D]

@_megster @Acyn Word fertiliser, more like.