lylegeorge

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[lylegeorge @lylegeorge]

I want trump to live a long life because that would make a life sentence in prison meaningful.

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Writing is definitely on the wall.

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trump is like a poorly fitted adult diaper dripping over the US constitution.

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In Seattle, we secretly hate geese because they leave miniature trump statues all over the sidewalk.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Brush direction wrong on the eyeliner

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Was there couch consent?

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The attack on trump is horrible. He needs to live a long life so that a life sentence in prison is meaningful.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

Being President of the United States is not performance art.
Nor is it one-liners.
An American President needs vision ,compassion,morality,
concern,honesty,civility.
Fundamental decency.
All of these golden qualities with the ability to lead the United States back to normality of these qualities.
To achieve for the good.
Respect for the smallest and most needy and strength to stand up to powers that threaten them here and abroad.
Our future is the Biden path.
Vote for Biden/Harris.
#voteBlue
@BidenHQ
@JoeBiden
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

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Now that Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body is out there, I’m gonna have to redo my online passwords.

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The Federalist Society & their red hatted pets should take a walk out to the gravel pit & Noeminate each other.

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In the future, golden shoes will really complement the dried urine around their creator’s grave.

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Team Haleien co-winners of tonight’s black hole trivia contest at Astronomy on Tap at Bickersons. Triumphant over many astronomy grad students.

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Thirty two years ago today, HAL 9000 became sentient in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey. Not to name drop, but I was close friends with the HALE 9000 thermostat controller while Seattle's Hale's Brewery was still extant. Felicitations on your birthday, HAL.

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Election Officials Add Ballot Drop on Mailbox Peak for Voters Who Really Want to Show Off https://t.co/1SH0bIkC5B

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A “Chefs Naked with their Blender” calendar graces my kitchen. Though it’s 20 years old, I pick a month that aligns with the days & numbers of the current month. RIP Thierry Rautureau, the chef in the hat. (I cannot confirm or deny whether I am fully clad when I use my blender.)

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Biking past Seattle’s grain elevator loading dock & noticed the Bay Lady under sail.

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A young woman, who’d just moved to Seattle from Boston, was on a birthday scavenger hunt. She walked up to me at one of my favorite Friday haunts with a very consent oriented request. Can she kiss my bald head? I took off my hat. She bought me a beer . I hope Erin(sp?) wins.

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This notice came in at 10:19 GMT or 3:19AM PDT. Seems like not a well thought out test, by #myshake. I’m awake now.

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Does kimchi expire? How do you know if kimchi is spoiled? The date on the lid? If I have it again tomorrow, am I taking a walk on the wild side?

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Annular Eclipse 2023 & refraction over Seattle. #solareclipse