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@rachaelnobrien My 2yr old literally stops whatever he’s doing and runs to me when I play your podcast intro song. A hit w the toddler crowd

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@pattonoswalt I would never call myself punk. I’m too humble for that.

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@richardroeper Ha! I love pointing it out every time it happens.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

An overwhelming majority of Americans (and gun owners) support steps to reduce gun violence.

RT if you're one of them. #DisarmHate

[Aisling Keenan @aislingmkeenan]

#OrlandoShooting

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If I were a stripper, I’d choose Burn as my signature stripping song. #thecure #chicago #2016

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We are one brain, one voice, one heart #thecure #chicago #2016

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Amazing Cure set #thecure #chicago

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Lots of them old iPhones at #thecure #chicago. What’s that about?

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@AJemaineClement Did you still get charged Cheeseburger rates though? That’s truly the American way.

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Wtf is up with commercials perpetuation that dads are fun and moms are not? I’m looking at you @yoplait & @fritolay. You suck.

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@CABE_Atwell @element14 Cute! I wanna put one on my drink. Move over, paper umbrellas!

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Reading Girl Who Played with Fire. What’s up with all the sandwiches and coffee in Sweden?

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She looked amazing as always, but why did no one ask Selena what was up with the straight hair?? #gotham

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@AnneWheaton I knew I should have kept reading my timeline. So glad you are back 😄

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@AnneWheaton No way! That was perfect! That’s going to my favs 😂

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@EricTheMix Takes 30 mins for sperm to reach the egg. Anyone who claims they 'knew' right after 'finishing' is embarrassing themselves. 🐔🐣

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@wkamaubell Are the klan concerned about the level of flame retardant-ness of their klan costumes? #UnitedShades

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Bring it in for a hug, ladies. Kiss maybe? No? Ok - podrick. #gameofthrones

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So long, suckers! - khaleesi #gameofthrones