Jane Swain

Everything you want to know about tax. Accountancy with coffee, conversation and care.

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@ciarale01 @santanderukhelp @santanderuk Yes me too . Tweeted and called Santander to no avail.

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@santanderuk why is online and mobile banking not working? when will it be sorted please?

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@HMRCcustomers when is the online agent authorization going to be fixed? Been down for 3 days now and its affecting my ability to work.

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

#ROHcarmen sorry didn’t enjoy it. Like the more traditional versions. Lacked life for me, carmen didn’t even dance, (walking around tapping thighs doesn’t qualify) first act boring. Took 18 year old son and worried it will put him off

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@flybe what's happening with flight BE485 which was due to leave Belfast 18.50? No info here.

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@flybe A plane appears to have arrive now ETD 8.10. Not so bad but you should have had the ability to tell us this in first place

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@flybe hi Beth there is no plane on our stand so how can we leave at 7.45

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@flybe Be472

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@flybe where is our flight from Manchester to Belfast. There is a plane here why not use it?

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@achrisevans agree with Vasos re dog poo in bags. Its def worth a demo. What are those folk thinking?

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@HMRCgovuk new late tax return excuse for 2017 "some drunk driver B**tard hit my accountant's son #excuses (only broken leg fortunately)

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@TolleyTax #excuses #TaxReturns Do you think HMRC will accept "my accountants son was knocked over by a f***ing drunk driver on 17 Jan?"

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@CSSLTD1 thank you for the most lovely Christmas flowers. Hope you all have a lovely well-deserved Christmas break.

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@merlinlegacy Hi Stephen could you DM me please its about our mothers. Thanks Jane (nee Penny)

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@patglassmp You did nothing wrong. You shouldn't have apologised. If the person was being racist its them not you who is in wrong

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@BBCPolitics #horribleracist Why is this a story? What on earth is wrong with calling someone a horrid racist if it's true. Well done Pat!

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@santanderukhelp is the santander fraud line 08000488301 genuine? It doesn't sound like it.

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

Satisfactory end to the week - all tax returns in with 2 days still to go AND new mortgage sorted thanks to @stephenrjacob

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

Hurrah all tax returns in! Kitkat and mulled wine time thanks @AaronsLegal

[Jane Swain @LymmTax]

@AaronsLegal last client has texted that he is about to email back the tax return so nearly kitkat time....