Kevin Lynam

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

No one can fuck up simple tasks as well as I can ....... but at least that means I'm the best at something 💪🏼

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

I was watching motivational videos to help me do college work, but now I want to drop out and pursue real dreams 👏🏼

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

Time goes so fucking slowly when you're waiting on your takeaway...

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

I feel like I've watched at least one episode of friends a day every day since I was born... best show of all time 🙌🏼⬇️

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

@Jack_Bentley_ @BillGates did you hear that Bill?

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

@Jack_Bentley_ is it yeah?

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

There's going to be a lot of changes in America now, so when asking yourself, should I visit America, look at this chart first

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

I thought it was just because I bumped my head off the door......

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

Working in a bar whilst hungover is probably the most painful way to spend your day 😩

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

The most thrilling thing I've done this week was snapchatting myself to see if I could be my own best friend... I need a hobby 😂

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

Ever just wake up from a dream and your entire view of your life has changed

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

Waking up hungover with the sun beaming in on you is torture

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

Rick Lax videos are newsfeed aids

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

There should be camps for being vegan... Concentration camps

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

I'm no good at judging the size of crowds, but i'd say there must be at least 50 million Spanish people over here this summer

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

my hatred for people multiplies every second that I have to stand on this crowded train #GiveMeYourSeatOldWoman

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

Yes! I'm going to go so many places and do so many things this summer!! Oh wait.....

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

Never thought i'd be going into exams completely unprepared again after my LC mocks, but then I got to college....

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

@Bill_Mulcahy10 "Retaliating at close relatives/friends in response to feeling cornered"

[Kevin Lynam @lynamite_]

@Bill_Mulcahy10 classic sign