Skinner not Lynard

Professional Tom Brady Hater

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

I thought my physics teacher said “twerk” when he actually said “torque” someone come get me

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

Everytime I watch the refs miss a PI call on the Rams it takes 10 years off my lifespan. #saints

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

Twitting for the first time in years just to say:
I am Tom Brady’s biggest hater. If he has zero haters, I am dead

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

@katieroseoq AND I drank gallons of water the morning they announced it😭

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

Bring back the damn bird

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

@katieroseoq Or any engineering class for that matter

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

@katieroseoq Idk sounds innovative to me

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

An Apple hasn’t ruined this many lives since the garden of Eden…

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

Just embarrassed @alythezek at Rebel Market when I dropped the entire hot fudge lid into the pot of hot fudge

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

@just_josh17 Diagnose me

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

@wsshep Mike D could get it

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

When all you want is a god damn margarita but your roommate is having body issues and won’t get out the damn door

[Cameron 🇹🇹 @sadrebsfan16]

@OleMissFB If Matt needs a leg tell him he can have mine

[Noel Wilkin @UnivMSProvost]

Thrilled to witness the ribbon cutting for the expansion of the University of Mississippi's Department of Biomedical Engineering. Thank you to Dr. Waddell, Dean Puleo, Chancellor Boyce, the amazing faculty, the students, the staff and the supporters who made it happen.

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

Hey @Lane_Kiffin my popcorn is getting cold😪

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

Someone get Drew Brees on the phone #SaintsGameday

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

Tell me your roommate has body image issues without telling me she has body image issues. I’ll start:
@alythezek just asked me if I thought her belly button was too low

[Skinner not Lynard @lynardskinner9]

This hurricane got my gulf coast instincts kicking in all the way up in Oxford😂 you can take the girl off the coast but you can’t take the coast out of the girl