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Coming back to twitter after not tweeting for months to simply say that @MOHELA is the worst loan servicer I have ever dealt with. After countless calls/waiting on hold, nothing is solved & I’m still having to make monthly payments when my account should be paid ahead 18 months.

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@itstdye …do you want my peacock log-in?

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The people I’m most excited about going to the Olympics? @ChilesJordan’s parents. The way support and cheer for Jordan just gets me in my feels.

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@mt02 @nat_monastra Cutting the one I bought later today… will update 😂

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Okay but why is choosing a watermelon from the store so stressful

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My love language is “hey, I stopped by fedex and that Bundt cake shop you like is next door. I’m going to bring you one home, what flavor would you like?”

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[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

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At a law enforcement training conference and there was just an active shooter in the food court attached to our hotel. Almost went there for lunch around 130 but decided to take a nap instead. I never thought being a sleepy girl would potentially save my life.

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My bf: let’s get Thai tonight
Me: ok but I only want dumplings & sticky rice
Bf: you don’t want pad Thai?
Me: no, it sounds too heavy

*bf comes home with takeout*

Bf: I got my pad Thai w/ level 1 spice instead of 7 so you can eat it because I know you’ll want some later.
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Alec referred to himself as my *husband* today and I just.. 🥹🥰🫡🥹

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Earlier I mentioned I've been spending a lot of money lately & my bf says, "well, you spent $900 for a new mattress that retails for $4k & you spent $2k on a vacation, so it's like you bought the mattress at full price & got a free vacation. Girl math!" HELP! He knows girl math🫠

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When I say pole dancing is the most humbling workout I've ever tried.. I sincerely mean that.

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Finally booked my first legitimate vacation in... 5 years?? The excitement cannot be contained.

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Me: has been putting off filing taxes for 2 months
Also me: filed my taxes in about 20 minutes on my phone just now 🙃

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It's seriously so rude that mohela sends me a billing statement for next month the DAY after I pay the loan payment for this month. Like, I JUST paid the bill, give me 2 seconds to breathe before asking for more money.

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I've never been so happy to be back I'm gloomy ole Cleveland. 💕

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Registered for a digital library card & can now listen to unlimited audiobooks👌

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@itstdye I like leg presses because it takes a lot of the pressure off my lower back while still allowing me to lift heavy. Because I'm still working on building my core, I can't go as heavy with squats without risking injury. Deadlifts are where it's at for me though!

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You know you've had it with the day when you drive home in complete silence.