Lyndzee

dachshund aficionado | aspiring cookier | she/her

[Lyndzee @lyndzeeherrera]

My sleep paralysis demon is actually just Matthew Morrison singing the thong song

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

[skylar ☁︎ @skymoding]

travis kelce nodding along as taylor reads lyrics to him, trying desperately to remember if “mahogany” is the one where you only date one person at a time or the one where you don’t respect women

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

From #Gaza, the cries of parents rise to heaven ever more intensely as they clutch the lifeless bodies of their children, searching for food and shelter from bombs. I renew my appeal to leaders: cease fire, release all hostages, and fully respect international humanitarian law!

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

people forget that hating is an inherently valuable form of critical thinking. I’ve learned tens of thousands of facts via hating

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

this is walton goggins

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's friend, Mr. Noah Kahan makes everything better. ❤️

[☆ eros ☆ @claycupid]

stopped mid shopping to gaze at these apples i’m no better than a horse

[hot girl midsommar @verymimi]

i love that robert pattinson is the best actor of his time but also clearly possessed by the spirit of a lobotomized court jester from 1340's austria. duality!

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

normalize shutting the fuck up during concerts!!!! why do so many people come to concerts these days just to yap and yap and yap!!!!!!! what happened to decorum????? what happened to listening to the music???????

[Lyndzee @lyndzeeherrera]

So true king

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

“He looks like he doesn’t shower” sweetie I don’t just look like it

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

*bene gesserit voice* are you mad at me

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

[clare @sadderlizards]

4 hour nap save me..save me 4 hour nap

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

"I escape from my problems by eating cookies," said Toad.

[Lyndzee @lyndzeeherrera]

Day 6 of @sammypls_ being in the hospital and we are now way too invested in Big Little Brawlers