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[lyndze @lyndzemasters_]

My favorite thing is having conversations with the bank tellers at the bank I use for my store, and suddenly acknowledging that we’re both using our customer service voices and we’re competing to see who can tell the other more enthusiastically to have a nice day. Toxic af

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

I quit my teaching job and now make more bartending for 15 less hours week. Also I get blamed for way way less and get told thank you way way more. No lesson plans or grading papers.

Remember this when people ask about the teacher shortage.

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

men be like im not mansplaining and then mansplain to u what mansplaining is to prove that they aren’t mansplaining

[Panera Problems @PaneraBProbs]

🙄

[lyndze @lyndzemasters_]

I want someone to do this with me 🥺🤩

[Derin🎨 @Baldartist_]

Me and who?😏😍 This is such a cute idea!🥰

[lyndze @lyndzemasters_]

#NewProfilePic

[lyndze @lyndzemasters_]

@kiannazach_ HELL YEAH SO PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL!!!

[lyndze @lyndzemasters_]

I deadass was just sitting at a red light on new Karner for ten whole ass minutes and a tumble weed literally rolled across the street

[lyndze @lyndzemasters_]

Tater Tots

[¢𝐚ᔕᔕ丅ⓗｅя𝑜¢Ҝᔕ丅𝐚я 🎸 @casstherockstar]

there's a college student right now thinking "i'll wake up early tomorrow to do this assignment." that's the devil talking 💀

[$exxyyde$$ @yslbaby3L]

I have no titties BUT MY ASS 😍 😍😍😍 flat too goodnight

[He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn]

Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

I’ve never logged off of twitter but By god I’ve had it 😂😂😂

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

break up with your republican girlfriend or boyfriend today 🌈

[lyndze @lyndzemasters_]

I just want to say how thankful I am that hvcc doesn’t start up until next Monday. Bless up

[Jules @Jujubean2726]

Sexy cop costumes are OUT and sexy mailman costumes are IN