Lynne Patrick

Comedy writer, one of the last club organists of the North, songwriter, 1/3 of @CarpetTimeProd! my next project is 80s & 90s bangerz LIVE band

[Lynne Patrick @lynne_patrick]

Go ahead punks, click on the link to watch a funny little show a bunch of us put on to celebrate a wall’s birthday #WAllLoveTheWall #tynetheatreandoperahouse #sketchcomedy #soldoutshow #grinupnorth #bbc #North #northern #comedy #romans #hadrianswall

https://t.co/2CxtQuOvZ1

[Cllr Tanisha Bramwell @tanishabramwell]

In Finland school meals are free for all children until the age of 16.

In Japan, only qualified nutritionists are allowed to prepare and serve school meals.

Meanwhile in the UK, we’re arguing about whether kids deserve to be fed at all.

FREE school meals for all children!

[Lynne Patrick @lynne_patrick]

This account has been hacked and Alfie locked out of X, please ignore its proper dodgy!!

[Scotland’s Story @80_mcswan]

If you want Baroness Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and to repay the £136,000,000 owed to taxpayers, please RT!

[Fabian Lukas Schär @fabianschaer]

There’s no place like home 🖤🤍

[Lynne Patrick @lynne_patrick]

I thoroughly recommend this show, we had a fab-u-lous evening in Blyth with La Revel Horwood and the marvellous Ben (top piano and recorder player). You’re a poor unfortunate soul if you miss a chance to see it on its tour. Craig is a bonfide global icon.

[Phoenix Theatre @Phoenixblyth]

Craig Revel Horwood: Revelations – Songs Boys Don’t Sing
31 May 2026 https://t.co/lFBy2mzKl1
Expect dancing, tales from Strictly Come Dancing, songs, plenty of laughs – Revelations is for fans of dance, music, comedy, and the nation’s best-loved dance show. @CraigRevHorwood

[Richard Sefton @richardosefton]

I hate to use a random guy as an example but it’s just not fair that these people, who can’t work out how utterly ridiculously stupid they sound, are larger in number than the rest of us.

It pisses me off how they are openly wrecking our country

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Fortunately, Britain has a Bermuda-registered mass circulation newspaper owned by a French-domiciled billionaire, a television station owned by a Dubai hedge fund and a political party backed by a Thailand-based crypto tycoon to remind us of the importance of patriotism

[Nadeem Ahmed @Muqadaam]

“When is the British government going to impose sanctions on Israel for its endless violations of international law?”

Retweet if you agree with Corbyn

[Lynne Patrick @lynne_patrick]

@NUFC @footiepassion @anthonygordon You’re welcome back anytime at Cramlington Nando’s @anthonygordon all the best at Barca, great club!!

[holly @hollythfc]

no tampons or pads but crisps and chocoalte. #ok

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

Tony Blair once said: “My project will be complete when the Labour Party learns to love Peter Mandelson.”

That quote is worth remembering given The Times is reporting that Blair plans more interventions on Labour’s future.

[Corrupt EPL @Giniesta10]

Gabriel should have gotten a 2-3-match Red card ban for this foul on Woltemade. It's a shame that VAR was supposed to help but is having the opposite effect, it stinks
#NUFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Anthony Elanga has won the PFA Community Champion award for the 2025/26 season, celebrating his commitment to charitable work off the pitch. 🙌

Nominated by @NU_Foundation, the award recognises players committed to enriching the community around them, going above and beyond to support their club’s charity work throughout the season.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Yesterday, Taylor Harwood-Bellis mocked Luke Ayling for his stammer.

Here’s a video of Ayling discussing what it’s like to live with a stammer and his journey.

Anyone who mocks him after watching a video like this should hang their head in shame.

[Rachel Millward @rachelmillward]

Not acceptable @BBCr4today, @margarethodge declared @TheGreenParty "antisemitic". The only rebuttal was that Zack "wouldnt agree".

We take strong action against antisemitism. @ZackPolanski is hounded by vile cartoons and Nazi salutes. Antiracism is baked into our principles.

[Peter Jukes @peterjukes]

It was always the EU Putin hated. Joining the EU was why Ukraine broke away in the Maidan. Getting the UK out of the EU was Putin's major mission from then on. And he found his perfect agent for it - Nigel Farage

[Lynne Patrick @lynne_patrick]

Went to Nottingham this weekend visiting family and we met a lovely vlogger on our travels!

Forest vs Newcastle today—worst view in the City Ground, but still backi... https://t.co/zyfYMQD2ME via @YouTube

[Lynne Patrick @lynne_patrick]

@Melissa_GField @spikedonline In terms of finding Julie Birchill funny, definitely polar opposites!

[Lynne Patrick @lynne_patrick]

@Melissa_GField @spikedonline Who knew we were such polar opposites