Holy shit. Republicans are livid that the hashtag #ProtectMySocialSecurity is now trending at number 9. Please RT and use it below to make it number 1!
BREAKING: Billionaire Yvon Chouinard transfers ownership of his clothing company Patagonia, worth $3 billion, to a trust and nonprofit organization so that all of its $100 million/year profits go towards combatting climate change. RT TO THANK CHOUINARD FOR HELPING SAVE THE WORLD!
BREAKING: Donald Trump whines that MAGA Governor Ron DeSantis is “stealing” his style and body language by doing a “lame impression” of him in order to woo Republican voters. RT IF YOU’D NEVER VOTE FOR EITHER OF THEM!
BREAKING: The three Arkansas police officers who went viral yesterday after a video was released showing them brutally beating up a suspect and slamming his head into the ground are suspended from the force as an “investigation” begins. RT TO DEMAND THEY BE FIRED AND INDICTED!
BREAKING NEWS: Obama Attorney General Eric Holder drops bombshell, announces that Biden’s Justice Department “will probably” criminally “indict” Donald Trump for inciting the January 6 insurrection and for trying to steal Biden’s win. RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP MUST BE INDICTED!
BREAKING: Jon Stewart shreds Trumper Senator Ted Cruz, calling him a “motherf*cker” and declaring that his lame excuses for voting against the bill to help military veterans who got cancer after their service are “shameless bullsh*t.” RT TO THANK JON STEWART FOR CALLING CRUZ OUT!
BREAKING: Donald Trump is ROCKED by bombshell news as it's revealed that the Justice Department is investigating his personal actions as part of their criminal probe into the efforts to overturn the 2020 election — meaning he could end up in jail. RT TO DEMAND AN INDICTMENT!
BREAKING: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas resigns from his teaching position at George Washington University’s law school after students stage large protests over his extremist views on abortion and gay marriage. RT TO THANK THE STUDENTS FOR STANDING UP TO JUSTICE THOMAS!
BREAKING: Justice Sonia Sotomayor sounds the alarm, warns that the Supreme Court is on a "perilous path" to destroying the "separation between church and state" after they rule in favor of a state school football coach praying on the field. RT TO DEMAND THAT WE EXPAND THE COURT!