Lynn

An almost real housewife of New Jersey, dog mom, consumer and creator of cupcakes, champagne champion.

[Lynn @lynner15]

I checked in at Mink Beauty Lounge on #Yelp https://t.co/E7iQyVqiQs

[Lynn @lynner15]

@Andy new show "The Parent's Couch".Drunk parents trash terrible kid shows.Airs after "there goes the motherhood".Let me know what u think

[Lynn @lynner15]

Life goals on #When I grow up day" at school. @Yankees #futureyankee #signhimsoon #undiscoveredtalent #biglittlefan

[Lynn @lynner15]

nothing like the melodic sound of your toddler kicking the shit out of his crib during naptime #gotheftosleep #momlife

[Lynn @lynner15]

Two things to never over trust :
1. A fart
2. Toddlers
#lifelessons #momlife #toddlerlife

[Lynn @lynner15]

@GeneralMills I'm pretty sure the Cinnamon is missing from my Cinnamon Toast Crunch, or CTC as the cool kids call it. #fatkidtweet #sigh

[Lynn @lynner15]

Barely survived a milk run at the grocery store. But I'm sure our flight in a few weeks will go well #momlife #terrible2s #jesustakethewheel

[Lynn @lynner15]

Olivia Pope needs to seriously change that ringtone.

[Lynn @lynner15]

Other than "I'll wake up with the kids" the phrase"go ahead turn on Housewives" is one of the best things a husband can say.

[Lynn @lynner15]

Working title if I was penning an autobiography: "Why won't my kids sleep? The Lynn Ribando Story."

[Lynn @lynner15]

When your kid quotes surprise egg videos while playing with his cars you know you're nailing this parenting thing. #sometimesmomneedsabreak

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Today is National Napping Day. 1. That's a thing? 2. The toddler missed the memo #gotheftosleep #parentingproblems #thestruggle

[Lynn @lynner15]

"Hey mom, remember that time you thought you might get to nap bc both of us would sleep at the same time? You sucker." - My stubborn toddler

[Lynn @lynner15]

@catyim new show for us to watch?? https://t.co/b9D2vchh8P

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There Goes the Motherhood Introduces Us to the Most Exclusive Mommy Group Around https://t.co/rbM34bvd3p

[Lynn @lynner15]

Nothing is more humbling that jeans shopping. Well, except maybe bathing suit shopping.

[Lynn @lynner15]

Motherhood + @Bravotv binge watching = dreams about a lullaby singoff against the #PumpRules cast with @Andy judging #Ilost #jaxwon

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Turning up my pump full blast to drown out the sound of a toddler that doesn't want to nap screaming mommy as he slaps his crib #typicalday

[Lynn @lynner15]

After being up since 6am with the kids I managed to rally and go grocery shopping at 8pm. I deserve a medal.And by medal I mean wine.

[Lynn @lynner15]

Today's fun parenting Google "lime green toddler poop". #momlife #hesfine

[Lynn @lynner15]

Proof I am wearing jeans. #noyogapantshere #momsnightout #dvrwillrecordsharktank