Lynnette Onyango

Live, Laugh, Love☺️

[Edwin Nganyi @EdwinNgany]

He fought.

[Jeannette @jeanbrendah]

Bring back Luo music that is more than 15mins long and sounds like 4 different songs. The artist also has to be so crazy in love with a woman who doesn't give af about him and should have an Engineer friend to be given a shout for 5mins straight 🥹🥹🥹

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Adulthood is wild. One day I'm transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I'm transferring it out to save myself.

[FOWOBI OF LAGOS 𓃵 @FowobiofLagos]

A husband said to his wife: I miss my family, I hope you will prepare lunch tomorrow, so I can invite them, it's been a while.
The wife said with a sigh: God willing, it will be good.
The husband said: OK, I will invite them.

The next morning, the husband left early for work.

👇👇👇👇

[Agni Kai @_wakina]

In my country…these things just kudu kudu the car😔

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

That one time Shiti was running a begging cartel at TRHK..naah that man was that show, 😂😂😂😂😂

[❤️Abake the Bridge❤️ @Tee_Tayme]

Mehn,

The ability to articulate your thoughts is such a gift.

Oratory skills >>>

[Otunba Dékúnlé @dekunle_ib]

9-5 brothers and sisters please gather round. The ekele they paid us 2nd/3rd week in December is it the ekele we will spend till January 25, 2025?

[Ms. Wainaina @NyokabiWainaina]

Before the year ends I just want to thank Luo men for giving us nothing but timeless hits. Si mmetuimbia? I have listened to so much Dholuo and willingly it's insane. Erokamano ahinya!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

This year, we have managed to cover some of the best investment options you can invest in, including Bitcoin, Saccos, Treasury Bills, MMFs, and Signature CIO funds.

In case you missed it, here is the thread.

Save it later:

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Nobody:

Me to the Bikeman: thank you

Me to the Uber driver: thank you

Me to my parents or siblings after doing something for me : thank you

Me to the Barman: thank you

Me to the trader: thank you.

Me to the artisan: thank you.

I’ll always say thank you.

[James Smart @jamessmat]

Naming Nairobi roads after "great artists," like E-sir, is a great step towards improved drainage systems, increased garbage bins, and fixing of potholes.

[Mabuya_Siwe @Siwe_Mabuya]

I steal people lines during prayer. Once I hear you say "you are the lion of the tribe of Judah" boma 2 seconds nami I'll say the same line.

[𝐃𝐫 𝐁𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩 @DrJohnBishop]

If you’re pregnant or have a pregnant family member this thread is for you. It is a very very very long thread so bookmark it and grab a drink.

This Week By Week Guide for you to understand what is happening inside you until the day your bundle of joy is delivered.

Pregnancy is the period between when a woman conceives up till when the products of the conception comes out of her.

The desire of every mother is for her pregnancy to reach the end and produce a healthy baby.

It is thus imperative for you to know what to expect as it concerns your body and the baby in you.

Every pregnancy is unique and you should know that the information provided is a guide that is based on estimates from studies.

Pregnancy is divided into 3 basic time frames medically called trimesters:

• First trimester - week 0 - 12
• Second trimester - week 13 - 27
• Third trimester - week 28 - 42

Follow this thread carefully, I guarantee you will learn a lot!

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

No money circulation. Even the usual cartels don't have money...

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Two men caught slaughtering a dog to make mtura and samosas arrested in Narok

[☔ @Whotfismick]

you joined twitter.
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you didn’t understand.
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forgot about it for years.
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came back randomly one day.
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you got addicted.