lynn

im the funniest person ever

[lynn @lynnguine47]

my life consists of listening to the same four songs and eating bagels

[lynn @lynnguine47]

the sheer amount of caffeine that i ingest on a daily basis would kill king charles

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

it's crazy that civilization is ending in like 20-30 years and we're just here working jobs

[megan @chismosavirus]

sometimes a sandwich with pesto in it is enough to stop the voices

[lynn @lynnguine47]

being an asshole is my favorite hobby

[zane* @zaneugh]

I can tell you the exact sonic difference in these Speak Now songs but I cant do taxes

[lynn @lynnguine47]

one thing abt me is that i'll always press notify anyway idc

[lynn @lynnguine47]

pls tell me it's a universal experience to fall temporarily in love with anyone who looks the same age as me every time i'm in an airport

[lynn @lynnguine47]

i'm very go with the flow as long as it's the exact flow i planned for

[lynn @lynnguine47]

can we all just collectively calm down

[grace gardner @ggraceggardner]

behind every hot girl there is a wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob growing up rule

[lynn @lynnguine47]

one of my unwavering principles is that i will not eat a grape unless it's crunchy

[lynn @lynnguine47]

don't feel completely real today😬👍

[lynn @lynnguine47]

small talk will literally be the death of me i can't do this

[lynn @lynnguine47]

well karmas a bitch so

[lynn @lynnguine47]

imitating people is so fun like yes that was such a good noise i have to repeat it over and over now

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I was not made for a 9 to 5, I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard

[Ella Nuccio @EllaNuccio]

“Be yourself” is not for people who are insufferable

[lynn @lynnguine47]

actively bawling my eyes out about ivan the gorilla

[lynn @lynnguine47]

complaining is my passion