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[Slutzy Putzy @putzisbackbaby]

YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END

[poison ivy 🌱 @_PussNboots]

Don’t ever decline no gum when somebody offer it unprovoked baby you need that

[maheen ☆彡 @redpandastan]

@SPIRITOFX2C 👀📝

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said

[ཿ @girlfriendyuh]

walked past a crackhead today

[ًً @earthsvery0wn]

hangout so good you gotta text ur friends “yall changed my life” the next morning

[tiffanie @omgtiffanie]

them mini mics rlly got ppl thinking they saying something

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

U don’t really need to watch any old movies if you watch family guy. They cover all the important ones

[pris @pwiscila]

Love will prevail in the end. So I really don’t gaf

[awm @cyberkith]

my worst fear is genuinely being recorded by meta glasses and ending up in an ig reel

[B’nkz @Bnkz90]

Marrying the wrong person will literally destroy your life. choose wisely! It’s better to be alone than with someone who will do the absolute bare minimum.

[orozco @aangelsmoothh]

tu qué sabes del amor si solo sabes amar cuando todo está bien

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

south park is weird because i watch clips on twitter and im captivated and entertained but when i sit down to watch an episode its funny for like the first 3 minutes and then isnt for the rest of it

[Pepper @StrebsBatzies]

if you have no motivation,

𝓭𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶.

make your bed for STAN
clean your room for KYLE
make yourself lunch for CARTMAN
study for KENNY
brush your teeth for BUTTERS

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

The T in Ticketmaster stands for terrorist organization

[Nora❦ | ADW @hiscoraline]

the concept of calling victoria's secret fashion show "the women's world cup" when we literally have it for the women's football

[Ms. Angie @AngelMwendee]

All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.

[emi @hanawa]

don't ask me to play no gay ass fucking game like valorant