lynsey evans

Snapchat - lynseye9

[lindley @benicetome]

i’m bringing a gun to spotify headquarters and i’m not leaving until they tell me how many genres of music there are

[Chad Kroeger 4 Life @ChadKroegerGod]

the perfect bathroom doesn’t exi-

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

First of all if you think I’m looking at you when we’re FaceTiming you’re wrong...... I’m looking at my damn self

[emma ❤️‍🔥 (encore version) @shookswiftie]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[liv @oliviaisaabel]

sorry babe the apple watch stays ON during sex i’m trying to close my rings

[lynsey evans @lynseye_]

@yungclunn congratulations girl!! <3 you're gonna do amazing things!

[lynsey evans @lynseye_]

@britneyingham_ Proud

[KV @itsnotkv]

I could actually vomit when I’m washing my face and the water rolls down my arm/sleeve

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

plz stop asking me “wyd” bitch i am bored in a house & im in a house bored

[lynsey evans @lynseye_]

@oliviaisaabel can't forget the mall and chipotle

[Maggie Rogers @maggierogers]

how do i convince my crush to quarantine with me?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I May Be:

- a solid 6
- kind of chubby
- emotionally unstable
- extremely annoying

But At Least I:

-never joined a pyramid scheme
-left my hometown
-text back really fast
-never posted a black screen rant about my feelings on my story

[Chase @chaselyons]

how tf you gonna wear $1000 worth of clothes and $0 worth of deodorant

[James @CaucasianJames]

fuck it. i’m going out tonight

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Be Consistent!

[$ILKMONEY @CUUMMONEY]

Broh. Offset pretending to be hacked and tweeting “balls in my face” is by far the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

do you say “pop that pussy” or “soda that pussy” ?