Booboo Sousa.

Talking to myself.

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

@katya_zamo Thanks ma

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

My mom used to think I was doing drugs in the garage but in reality I was convincing my friends that moths had achieved teleportation.

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

@ChetPancakes ♥️

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

Watching. Waiting. Commiserating.

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

“water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink”

[⚜️bradley⚜️ @bradapalooza]

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

“You can’t squeeze blood out of turnips, baby”

[Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge]

I’ll protect Earth with dick jokes @blink182

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

“There’s nothing like an ice cold pop and a cigarette” - my coworker, who is incredibly wise.

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

Ancestry says Hemingway is my 8th cousin, but like.. so are probably 200k other people so idk how cool that actually is.

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

DARK BRANDON

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

Sorry I didn’t respond, I was watching people clean rugs on tiktok.

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

The Buffalo Bill “goodbye horses” bit will never get old. Fucking iconic. Cut my skin off and make a suit, the song has earned at least that.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The wonders corn boy has done for my mental health this week

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

@ChetPancakes Love

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

Why is it every time I’m with any group of people I don’t normally see, someone wants to teach me to play cards. Like I can’t learn this, please don’t make me show you how fuckin dumb I am. My brain turns off when you try to explain the rules to me. Leave me be.

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

Do not fight with me because I will kick you in the mouth the first chance I get. I’m coming for teeth.

[Booboo Sousa. @lynsiii]

The nights just keep getting longer.

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not