edapapi

optimism bias

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

"mankind's labors turn to dust before the desert"

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

Hank Moody from Californication is the original Bojack Horseman and nobody better ask me why those were my two comfort shows growing up because i don’t like what it says about me

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

going to visit my dad as a form of self harm

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

@myrrhnuh @loud_socialist you’re so right about this

[Avery Edison @aedison]

they made a drug that allows you to divorce your true self from the experience of feeling the worst, most negative emotions. it’s like it’s happening to another you. but it’s only approved for dogs. so you have to, like, tell your vet your puppy has debilitating ennui

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

date idea we listen to my spotify wrapped top 100 songs and you tell me how cool i am and how good my music taste is

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

“i asked ChatGPT” ok well i asked my mom

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

@baph0meat i found it nvm thank u anyway :-)

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

@baph0meat this link is broken and i’d really like to read this again, is it anywhere?

[rue yi @ruebytwo]

I think a perfect relationship is a really, really good conversation that keeps on going for your entire life

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

when i heal my three month old possibly infected eyebrow piercing it’s over for these hoes

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

i have to locate and destroy the ant spawner in my apartment

[Tank 2-0 @TimsDatDude]

Tongue kissing

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

god gave me two hands so i can pet my cat behind the ears and under the chin at the same time

[𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 @goblinodds]

i think a lot of us have a really powerful, presumably genetic instinct to fawn and grit our teeth through situations to avoid finding out exactly how bad it can get. like i didnt want to find out i was getting kidnapped, even if the odds were low, by asking to get out of the car

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

the way i NEED a naked in manhattan x jennifer’s body edit

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

@kurenjiworkshop obsessed!! what kind of shirt is this printed on 👀 jw for sizing

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

*our
god damn it this would’ve been a hit tweet if i’d bothered to proof read

[edapapi @lynx__rufus]

if my future husband uses chat GPT to write out vows i’m dropping an atomic bomb on the whole ceremony