Lindsey Selfridge

Always be yourself.. Unless you suck.

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

Steve took the whole week off work for thanksgiving. His "vacation" started just 5 hours ago and I already need a drink. #mondaymotivation 🍷

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

You know it's going to be a rough day when it's only 10am and you've already had to call Santa three times. #tistheseason #momlife #toddler

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

Probably how it all began for @MattBellassai. Just loving on some grape juice! #mattbellassai #minimatt @BuzzFeed

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

You know your life has changed when winning feels like your child eating all the crust off his peanut butter and banana sandwich. 🍌

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

@biglikeBROLY I was pregnant, starving, eating for two, and by the looks of my face, it was before mom & dad turned on the air conditioner.

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

@nellecrown @imarleneking this is getting crazy! So many possible theories. I thought I would be more sure by now!

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

“@Carrie_Bradsh4w: Face when I don't get my own way...... http://t.co/cnN4jvO3xc” this is so me according to @selfrisl 😂😁

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

@morgcic The liquor store clerk told me I should put more clothes on. I was like "My cars nice and warm & that's what this wine's for" 😁🍷

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

@_jessicamoore I came in like a wrecking ball

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

I just outsmarted @_jessicamoore.

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

When people ask me how I stay so skinny when I eat so much, I just tell them I eat plenty of fruit. Ketchup is practically a fruit right? 😁🍅

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

My almost 2 year old knows how to use an iPad almost as good as I do. Not sure whether this means I'm succeeding or failing as a parent?

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

Marry Me has to be one of the best TV shows I've ever seen. 👍

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

Finally figured out a cute way to work our Halloween costumes around Steve's beard 👌

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

When your child isn't into the Disney movie like you'd hoped but you continue watching it because you really put it on for yourself anyway.

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

Watching Finding Nemo with Ryder!! I hope he loves it as much as I do!

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

How do I always get stuck with the clanky, broken grocery cart at the store? Never fails 😣

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

If our wedding looks half as good as it does on my Pinterest, I will be one happy bride. #pinterestcrazy #weddingplanning #virginislands

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

First day of my 21 day fix and I get offered a free deep fried green tomato dish with a hot fudge sundae at work. #iwillnotbreak #shakeology

[Lindsey Selfridge @lynzie106]

Nothing like sending a professional email & having your phone autocorrect your signature into Lindsey "snot trip" instead of Nortrup.