Brenan

modern midwestern skepticism

[Brenan @lyonbren]

Lying is an honest mistake.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[T. Bernadetti @MrsRoyKeaneo]

"WE'RE GETTIN FUCKIN TACO BELL!"😂😂🇮🇪🇮🇪
#Garron

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

i’m not even compelled by the amulet like that bro. i just wanna see it. is that so wrong

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

you can tell a person’s in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

[Cedar You @our_decay]

I like exercise names like “Romanian deadlift” or “Bulgarian split squat.” The addition of an Eastern European country adds a certain gravitas. I’m gonna invent something called the “Moldovan pushup”

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

If you just say that Cormac McCarthy line "you never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from" a couple of times per week you'll feel better

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

For hundreds of years, “my goat is washed” only meant something good. Today’s youth put a stop to that

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I’ll admit the Brits were really cookin with “gutted.” It’s such a violent way to say that you’re sad

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

i'm putting together a team

[mariana @pastapilled]

I bet getting caramelized feels so good for the onion

[Brenan @lyonbren]

Killed this @EricOlanowski

[Eric Olanowski @EricOlanowski]

Kamran Ghasempour’s 🇮🇷 walkout for his bronze medal match at the 2024 World Championships.

[Brenan @lyonbren]

@JameyEisenberg #AskFFT .5 PPR - Pop Douglas or Jalen McMillan

[Brenan @lyonbren]

@AdamAizer #AskFFT Justin Fields or Jared Goff? 4 pt per TD

[United World Wrestling @wrestling]

On today’s Paris 2024 Highlight Show, we discussed major breaking news coming out of Serbia, the Moment of Day and layed out the final matches at GR60kg, GR130kg and WW 68kg.

Watch the full Day Two Paris 2024 Olympic Highlight Show 👉 https://t.co/fVfy3FFJa4

#roadtoparis2024 | #wrestleparis | #wrestlingparis | #PathtoParis | #wrestling | #paris2024

[Brenan @lyonbren]

@wrestling LETS GO! 🥇🔥🇺🇸