Worship Lyonne

We worship our lord and savior Natasha Lyonne. Daily teachings from The Holy Lyonble. Suggestions welcome :)

[Worship Lyonne @lyonnism]

Roobeeris 1:23 "Thou shall not kill, or thou shall end up in litchfield"

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Your reaction when some says "I want Stella back instead of Nicky" #oitnb http://t.co/Ats8ZdCbrM

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Your reaction when non-lyonnists say that @nlyonne doesn't matter http://t.co/YUTBJ1GRmR

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@nlyonne on the day of judgement, are you gonna let your lyonne crew through to heaven?

[:: @stonedlyonne]

yall motherfuckers need @nlyonne in your life.

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Yorkish 2:5 Then Tash said to her Lyonne Crew "You must build a boat and save all the animals from the mighty flood!" and they did. 🚣🌊🐴🐘🐱

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The admin of this page should probably rest her head for a while, it's 4:32am here. Goodnight all you Lyonnists!

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Rootbeeris 1:47 Marriage is between two people who love eachother. Adam and Even, Adam and Steve... It's all love!

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Rare picture of our lord and saviour, the great and holy @nlyonne

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This is all 100% true history of our world from the holy Lyonble. You can't deny the Lyonble. 🙅👼

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Yorkish 1:12 Then @nlyonne started building the shops, she built adult stores and free-choice tobacco stores, and Tash saw that it was good.

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Rootbeeris 1:46 "Don't fuck with Nicky Nichols either... But if you must, do it in a chapel"

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I feel like @nlyonne has probably seen these tweets and been all like "Oh god they're taking this way too far" but it's only satire! 😂

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Rootbeeris 1:45 Don't fuck with Wu-Tang

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@lyonne_isbae @nlyonne Our lord Tash is always watching 👀🙏😉

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@YaelStone You've been blessed by the great and holy @nlyonne! 👼

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v v v v v That's actually something pretty good to live by tbh

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Rootbeeris 1:26 "For good or for evil, always be honest... Even if the outcome may not be the best"

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Yorkish 1:10 Then @nlyonne said to her Lyonne Crew "Be fruitful and multiply and spread the love of Lyonne!"

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Nicholosis 4:21 Stop blazin it