Matt Lyons

[Matt Lyons @lyonsauce]

*someone asks me what i am drinking tonight*

don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

me: “twisted of course.”

[Penguins PR @PenguinsPR]

With two points tonight, Sidney Crosby now has 100 career points against the NY Rangers.

The Rangers are the third team Crosby has recorded 100 career points against (NYI, 128; PHI, 121). No other active player has 100 points against a single team.

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

y'all were amazing Leafs Nation 😂

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

PLAYOFF MODE: ACTIVATED!

The Penguins have locked in their spot in the 2021 Stanley Cup Playoffs 🔒

[Gerry Dee @gerrydee]

Most golf courses in Ontario haven’t even opened yet, how can they possibly be contributing to increased numbers? So we are closing golf courses before they open to prevent further spread at golf courses?

[owen koot @OwenKoot]

So we’re not allowed more than 5 people outside but were allowed 100+ in a grocery store... hmmm something doesn’t add up here 🤔

[Matt Lyons @lyonsauce]

#BellLetsTalk because talking is the hardest part.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

casual

[Jillian @Pheramuse]

Remember this tweet ? Any comments Ms Tomi Lahren ? 🧐

[Carter MacDonald @C_mac_33]

@Sid_Seixeiro You're right they shouldve stopped keeping score and given everyone participation trophies. They need to keep their intensity high against these lesser opponents so they come out flying on all cylinders for NYE and the medal round, especially since they've barely played in a year

[Brock University @BrockUniversity]

#BrockU's upcoming holiday break has been extended. The University will re-open on Jan. 6, and classes for the Winter Term will resume on Jan. 11.

For more information ⬇️ https://t.co/IrFBHnvxOk

[Ben Williamson @ben_will]

i heard from a reliable source that big booty mix vol. 18 cures covid

[owen koot @OwenKoot]

at least delhi wont win fair this year 🥴

[Matt Lyons @lyonsauce]

@meryemaraas stay in school

[NBA @NBA]

The 2019-20 NBA Coach of the Year is… Nick Nurse! #NBAAwards

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

It’s fucking INSANITY that both hockey and basketball did bubbles and the MLB was like mehhh let’s just fly all around the country like normal

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

07.23.2020 - 9:00am PT

The 32nd franchise comes to life.

[Matt Lyons @lyonsauce]

@talk2kimhuffman thank you kim!

[Matt Lyons @lyonsauce]

@OwenKoot day drinking again?