Phil Colley

Happily retired BOF and Worcester Warriors supporter. All views are my own except for those that aren’t. Former member of the front row union

[West Mercia Police @WMerciaPolice]

Police in Hereford are looking for 25-year-old Tommy Jennings who is wanted for theft and breach of a restraining order.

Read more: https://t.co/1vzYFjm8DA

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

Are you legally covered folks?

HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE.
You can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get correct insurance for the sex you are having . Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

1. Sex with your wife - legal and general.
2. Sex on the telephone - direct line.
3. Sex with your partner-standard life.
4. Sex with someone different - go compare.
5. Sex with a lady of generous proportions -more than.
6. Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's wheels.
7. Sex with a prostitute - commercial Union .
8. Sex with your maid -employers liability.
9. Sex with an oap - saga .
10. Sex resulting in pregnancy - general accident.
11. Sex with animals - National Farmers Union.
12. Sex with a monk- Abbey Life
13. Sex with Navy Officers- Admiral Group.
AND FINALLY
14. Sex with a transvestite - confused. Com
Make sure you are adequately covered

[West Mercia Police @WMerciaPolice]

Can you help our colleagues from @BrumPolice find Numan? He may be in the #Redditch area

[TheMoustacheCop @CopMoustache]

Do NOT point lasers at helicopters or planes, it’s dangerous, hinders the job they are trying to do (save lives) and you’ll probably end up in court 😡😡

[Robert Peston @Peston]

If Sunday Times is correct that Sunak wants to abolish inheritance tax, this quote in its scoop from a government insider is just priceless, by way of justification for the tax cull: “a lot of people don’t know that they won’t pay it”. The point, which this government adviser thinks few people know, is that the tax is only payable on estates worth more than £1m, for most families. So the PM would be campaigning to give a tax break for a minority, predominantly in London and the rich south, but his colleagues apparently think the vast majority won’t notice

[Nature Is Beautiful 🐾 🦋🌏🌸 @AMAZ1NG_NATURE]

#ThursdayThrowback

Rory from @_AnimalAdvocate created this in following the murder of Cecil The Lion by US dentist Walter Palmer.

RT if you want a GLOBAL ban on ALL #TrophyHunting NOW!

[Solihull Police @SolihullPolice]

#APPEAL | Do you recognise this man?

We want to speak to him after a car containing medical equipment for a child was stolen in #Solihull earlier this month.

[Andy Goode @AndyGoode10]

No idea how Jesse Kreil hasn’t been cited yet Tom Curry gets a 2 match ban after tackle ecole?! Where’s the consistency?!

[JG💙💙 @FABSITEUK]

Fact of the day 🇬🇧🇬🇧👇

[Nature Is Beautiful 🐾 🦋🌏🌸 @AMAZ1NG_NATURE]

"Well done. You managed to shoot a stationery, 14 foot peaceful creature with a high velocity rifle. Very sporting!" ~ @RickyGervais.

RT if you want a GLOBAL ban on #TrophyHunting.

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

We are urgently appealing to trace Daniel Khalife, who escaped from Wandsworth Prison this morning.

He has links to #Kingston - police efforts to trace him are ongoing. He should not be approached.

If you have info on his whereabouts, call 999 quoting CAD 1631/06SEP23

[Quentin Willson @QuentinWillson]

Stolen - WWT 941J Silver 1971 Alfa Romeo 1300 GT Junior - from Coventry CV4 area last night. Distinctive with no bumpers and rare alloys. RT this to make it difficult to sell and hopefully track her down. There are very few in this colour. ⁦@PaulWoodford84⁩

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We couldn’t agree more 💙

[Nature Is Beautiful 🐾 🦋🌏🌸 @AMAZ1NG_NATURE]

This #Elephant was shot whilst it was eating. Again, absolutely NO skill whatsoever involved in this AT ALL!!

How the hell can this family of degenerates pose proudly with this MAJESTIC creature? 🤬

RT if you believe that there should be a GLOBAL ban on ALL #trophyhunting!!

[Rural Matters @WMPRuralMatters]

Please help us try and locate these benches. This is a Heritage Crime and we take these incidents very seriously. If you have any informed in relation to this please get in touch.

@HeritageCrime @BridgnorthCops @WestMerciaPCC @nationaltrust #HeritageCrime #RuralCrime

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

I’ll never forget this. 20 years ago today, I ran into the street and shouted ‘it’s a boy!’ Tears streaming down my face. I’ve never been back to Thailand since.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Run in opposite directions to see who your dog loves more.. 😅

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

True dat 👇🏻🤔🤷🏼🤣🤣🤣

[Nature Is Beautiful 🐾 🦋🌏🌸 @AMAZ1NG_NATURE]

"Trophy hunters who kill Giraffes, Elephants, Lions and the like to get their cheap thrills are scum." ~ @RickyGervais.

RT if you want a ban on ALL #TrophyHunting NOW!!