Police in Hereford are looking for 25-year-old Tommy Jennings who is wanted for theft and breach of a restraining order.
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If Sunday Times is correct that Sunak wants to abolish inheritance tax, this quote in its scoop from a government insider is just priceless, by way of justification for the tax cull: “a lot of people don’t know that they won’t pay it”. The point, which this government adviser thinks few people know, is that the tax is only payable on estates worth more than £1m, for most families. So the PM would be campaigning to give a tax break for a minority, predominantly in London and the rich south, but his colleagues apparently think the vast majority won’t notice
#APPEAL | Do you recognise this man?
We want to speak to him after a car containing medical equipment for a child was stolen in #Solihull earlier this month.
"Well done. You managed to shoot a stationery, 14 foot peaceful creature with a high velocity rifle. Very sporting!" ~ @RickyGervais.
RT if you want a GLOBAL ban on #TrophyHunting.
We are urgently appealing to trace Daniel Khalife, who escaped from Wandsworth Prison this morning.
He has links to #Kingston - police efforts to trace him are ongoing. He should not be approached.
If you have info on his whereabouts, call 999 quoting CAD 1631/06SEP23
Stolen - WWT 941J Silver 1971 Alfa Romeo 1300 GT Junior - from Coventry CV4 area last night. Distinctive with no bumpers and rare alloys. RT this to make it difficult to sell and hopefully track her down. There are very few in this colour. @PaulWoodford84
This #Elephant was shot whilst it was eating. Again, absolutely NO skill whatsoever involved in this AT ALL!!
How the hell can this family of degenerates pose proudly with this MAJESTIC creature? 🤬
RT if you believe that there should be a GLOBAL ban on ALL #trophyhunting!!
I’ll never forget this. 20 years ago today, I ran into the street and shouted ‘it’s a boy!’ Tears streaming down my face. I’ve never been back to Thailand since.
"Trophy hunters who kill Giraffes, Elephants, Lions and the like to get their cheap thrills are scum." ~ @RickyGervais.
RT if you want a ban on ALL #TrophyHunting NOW!!