wallace and vomit

a joy to have in class // she/her // 96

[wallace and vomit @lyppylue]

i’m so tired time to be horny on main again

[someone left the cake out in the rain @bjorksunibrow]

said you wanted a brat summer and now look at you on antibiotics 😕

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

maybe the funniest use of the thumbs down emoji in history

[wallace and vomit @lyppylue]

i’m sending voice notes in bumble yall will LISTEN TO ME

[YUNG @yungnickyoung]

they are parading around in a single-file line and I don't know why. this is not a behavior I coded

[Sick @Sick0las]

Don’t worry about the entity he just gonna watch

[wallace and vomit @lyppylue]

@catshouldnt jesus with lashes on

[Groby @groby5000000]

this is who i am and you hate me for it

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me in my 20's with my 63 years old back pain

[xtian @AOWTOUDOUZAT]

My boyfriends mom just excused herself from the table and said “I don’t mean to be rude but if I don’t put on my nightgown now I will kill myself” and then went to bed

[wallace and vomit @lyppylue]

@terrorjrmusic for being the only thing i listened to this year heres a photo of my son

[wallace and vomit @lyppylue]

@CatWorkers heard chef

[julia @juumelo_]

how dare you I am the nicest sweetest most rage filled girl on earth

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

PROFESSOR OAK: pokémon are our friends and pets! we respect them and they help us

MEOWTH: I have speech. I am of sound mind. I crave freedom from this laboratory, from the torment of battle

PROFESSOR OAK: ignore that one

MEOWTH: I want to go to school

PROFESSOR OAK: he's sick

[wallace and vomit @lyppylue]

need someone to love me as much as my autism loves a healthy routine

[pissedoffguy @pissedoffguy]

I'm pissed off.