h@rry potter the incel at the age of 18: too wimpy to use the k!lling spell against fantasy h!tler
percy jackson the CHAD at the age of 12: i am going to MURDER my abusive stepdad
I asked my uber driver, "what's the weirdest uber ride you ever gave someone"
he replied "this one"
I felt bad so I stopped sitting in his lap and moved to the back seat