thyra | age gap
"Theo, please!", Lyra gulped as he tossed her over his shoulder. "They're gonna catch us".
"Let them see, princess. Let them talk", Theo replied, giving her backside a playful slap. "I don't care".
"Theo—".
"No, I'm done wasting time. Come with me".
Remember how Air Canada used to be a public, government owned company and then they went private and now everyone is complaining about how damn expensive it is to fly in Canada?
Yeah, don’t let the same thing happen to Canada Post.
This scene but it’s Draco arriving late, unaware they’re brewing amortentia: Theo wtf did you put in here and why does it smell like Granger
Theo, vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass: I have terrible news for you specifically but this is the greatest day of my life
can i be honest and i say i don't like the implications that joey is praising chandler because people are saying she was robbed? like can't we just leave it at the fact that joey and chandler are clearly friendly and joey just wanted to praise her dancing because of that?
If you’ve already agreed to a ceasefire and you are carpet bombing civilian areas because there are a few hours until the ceasefire kicks in…you are so far gone around the moral bend it’s hard to see how you come back. This is just killing for sport.