Lyrecale

Not your average onion farmer.

[Lyrecale @lyrecale]

I have an ongoing relationship with Chef Boyardee.

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Man, I wish I could get some #YachtCocaineProstitutes that would certainly brighten up my day. #YachtCowcaineProstitutes Enjoy your day, @DevinNunes.

[Lyrecale @lyrecale]

Patriots, Mueller is done. It is over. Justice has been preserved. Let’s take a break from all of this and rest our minds. There is an election in 2020, and @realDonaldTrump needs to lose. #RespectMueller

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

My thoughts on the Mueller summary are what they were when this whole thing started: despite Putin's best efforts, Russia is not the reason 63 million people voted for Trump, America is. If you don't like that result, think about what America did, not Russia.

[Lyrecale @lyrecale]

Russiagate is over. No collusion, no obstruction. This totally vindicates the president, and I’m taking a vacation.

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@ReutersUK Cardinal plans to live our the rest of his retirement in obscurity, continuing to abuse children.

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@TedLangstonOK @johnc1950 @rgmartinez95 @NatashaBertrand We know from previous court filings that assange has already been charged. There will be no new indictments from Mueller, but Mueller isn’t overseeing the Assange investigation - that’s been going on for years and years.

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@Independent Yeah screw ISIS! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker]

"News coverage has become background noise, like a sea that periodically surges and retreats." As we await the Mueller report, here is a lovely, lyrical read by @ScottShaneNYT. https://t.co/F1Oz9ANBpR

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@HelenofPeel Mooovin’ on out. 🐄

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@DonaldJTrumpJr I swear I thought you’d get arrested today.

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@PLDHnet

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@SamSanderson123 @thenateralph This is so weird.

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@DavidAFrench Don’t get my hopes up.

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@pacelattin This is fake news. There’s no way that we’re getting news this GOOD!

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@chick_in_kiev Sounds like defamation suit would he practically free money.

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@HuffPost The US ought to pay reparations to all the descendants of captured people in Africa that had to suffer under the imperialistic triangular slave trade.

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@NYDailyNews The Catholic Church needs to be shut down. If the God they claim to worship is real, may He strike them down for worshiping idols and for abandoning the faith that was handed to them by Christ himself.

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@Fahrenthold @realDonaldTrump Whaaaa?

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@ABC “We didn’t see anything.”

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@TMZ Because the police would have been stumped if he disagreed.