Stacy

Ditzy Brunette chick

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

Working from home for the first time I might never go back in the office

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

Why did no one tell me you can buy crowns for like $10????

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

My little brother asked me when I went to bed last night. I said I didn’t. He is now terrified to be in his twenties.

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

There’s no bigger betrayal in life than you toddler jumping ship mid Mario kart to join your boyfriend’s team. Like I gave you life child, he gave you a cannoli.

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

Put my new glasses on and oh my god I really have just been winging it this whole time

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

Kinda wanna go for a random listless drive but then I remember I’m an adult and have to do laundry

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

My cousin used a taser on my dad and my mom pissed herself laughing. Best thanksgiving ever!

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

The children in my neighborhood know I’m an easy target so far I’ve bought cookies and popcorn

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

My boyfriend and I have made a game of finding the cringiest decorations for our house and I love it

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

I need a cigarette!!

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

I’ve got rug burn on my knees and not in a fun sexy way, it’s more like a I crawled around the PlayStation after my four year old kinda way

[NMY @1waynmy]

Twitter is my morning newspaper

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

When the boyfriend is away it’s cute pjs and cartoons time

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

When your boss bullies you into a better skin care routine

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Wow what a sad way to live.

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

Is it depression or anxiety or am I just irritable and sad for no reason? It’s anyone’s guess

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

When you literally cried yourself to sleep cuz your friends moving and your customers say thanks for being so happy and cheerful. Thanks it’s called acting✨.

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

Oh my god it’s so nice to be back home

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

Not me having a panic attack at dinner

[Stacy @lyricalmeyhem]

Crying in the work bathroom over pancakes yay