Tumy

Down to earth! Chelsea fan. Just like numerals, you can count on me. #Greatness

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

This guy is the MVP of investigative journalism. Well done @fisayosoyombo

['Fisayo Soyombo @fisayosoyombo]

I spent 47 days as one of several thousand African migrants seeking to enter Europe through the Sahara Desert and the Mediterranean Sea.

Story on @fijnigeria tomorrow, Thursday and on Friday.

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

All these politicians are friends. They wine, dine and do business together. It’s pure stupidity to fight friends and family because they don’t support your political candidate, especially when the 3 candidates are all friends. DON’T BE FOOLISH!!!

[Olumide Adesina @olumidecapital]

The textbook says: Buy low, sell high. Market reality: Stocks crash, people panic-sell. Stock hits all-time highs; people rush in.

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

Any country where Politicians are richer than entrepreneurs can never develop. Why aspire to build a business when you can be a politician? # Nigeria

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

With R. Kelly, I’ve learnt to separate the Artist from the person. Cos while he is an asshole, dude is a bad ass musician. Too much great music.

[Comrade Àmọdá 🦇 @AmodaOgunlere]

The flow in Yoruba is legendary 🙌🏼

I took more Ls than Atiku 🤏🔥

I am slaving on the field, reaping all i sow, picking cottons, taking lessons , milking all ur GOATS !!!! Ahhhhhhhh Laycon, u do this one

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

Dear young lady, unless you are really financially independent, never have a child out of wedlock. You can mistakenly get pregnant, you don’t have to stupidly keep it!

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

Gratitude is not just saying thank you, it’s also remembering where you were, when you first asked. And seeing how far God has brought you.

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

Please @ChelseaFC we need Jackson back in January. This Joao Pedro should be playing in the championship.

[Realpecky @Realpecky123]

"Give her her book" ✅
"Give him him book" ❎
Life no really favor men 😭

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

You want to make more money?
Be more shameless.
Until you’ve made it, nothing is below you.

[SightBringer @_The_Prophet__]

This is one of the most important truths almost no one talks about.

There is a threshold of wealth beyond which you stop interacting with reality as it exists and begin interacting with a version of it that bends to your whims. Codie’s friend didn’t pick $299 million arbitrarily.

That’s around the point where wealth begins to replicate itself without labor, resistance, or external accountability. The world becomes a simulation - crafted by assistants, lawyers, media buffers, private access, and power brokers who insulate you from friction, consequence, or contradiction.

Under $100 million, you still feel gravity. Above $300 million, you start controlling gravity. That’s the danger.

At that level:
•People stop saying no to you.
•You stop encountering randomness.
•Everything is for sale, including trust, intimacy, and morality.

This is where reality fracturing begins. Not because money corrupts, but because perception loses resistance. Resistance is what keeps you real.

So the deeper truth is this:

Once your environment is made entirely of yes-men, predictive service, and curated insulation, your mind begins to exit the shared human operating system. You aren’t evil. You’re decontextualized. You’re drifting in an abstraction loop of your own design. That’s when you start thinking ideas like “let’s block out the sun” or “let’s colonize Mars while Earth burns” are rational.

Codie’s billionaire friend wasn’t just being poetic. He was confessing a structural truth:
There’s a point at which money doesn’t just distort reality, it erases it.

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

Senator Natasha has a history of making false sexual assault accusations. She lied against Reno Omokiri in 2020, Reno won damages against her in court where she obviously admitted to lying. So if she has a history of lying , why should we blindly believe her now?

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

It’s been over 5 days since our senator went on TV to inform us she was harassed. It shouldn’t take 5 days to provide evidence to back up her claim, especially as she claimed that she has all evidences. We really need evidence so we can support her adequately.

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

The law says “he who asserts, most proof”. If you accuse someone of doing something, then you are bound to provide evidence to support such claim. Failure to provide such evidence makes said claim seem fictitious. Especially when you’ve once made a false accusation before.

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

Frivolous assault claims make it hard for real victims to make their case, cos people just don’t believe them. More reason why we should all chase our senator to provide her evidence. So real victims don’t suffer in the future.

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

Imagine having prior knowledge of that Trump Crypto reserve tweet and having a million dollars to spare…

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

We need Nigeria’s version of DOGE. I’m very sure if implemented effectively, we would move to a budget surplus. We might not even need to borrow to fund the budget.

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

Only the spirit could’ve revealed this to you!

[Tumy @lyricalvanelson]

Everyone in the top echelons of Buhari and Tinubu’s government should ideally face a firing squad!

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

N350k in 2014: $2,000
N3m in 2024: $1,750

N350k in 2014: 46 bags of rice
N3m in 2024: 23 bags of rice

N350k in 2014: 2 Emirates return tickets to Dubai +hotel for 3 nights.
N3m in 2024: Can’t cover 2 tickets to Dubai

N350k in 2014: 8 LG top freezer fridges
N3m in 2024: Only 5