Nancy Pistorius

Nancy Pistorius is a lifelong scribblemaniac and award-winning writer who's been published in more than 75 different newspapers, magazines, & Internet outlets.

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

@scbwi I've tried to register on my computer using two different browsers (Chrome and Firefox) and even tried on my iPhone. Now I can't even get to the main site, but instead got an Error message. I hope I don't miss out! The Summer Spectacular looks so amazing!

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

No matter how he really feels about Pizza Hut's Stuffed Crust, I'm sure Ringo made a lot of dough from this commercial. Happy Birthday, Sir Richard Starkey!https://t.co/iM35JB9eUT

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

As a Scorpio literary agent, I will fiercely fight for your books and your dreams, while also being wildly jealous of how good your writing is.

I mean honestly how dare you.

[Gutter Bookshop @gutterbookshop]

#DearMeTenYearsAgo No, you're not mad - jacking in your well-paid buying job to open an indie bookshop is most definitely the right decision! It will work & it will be the best thing you ever did. 10 years from now you'll be planning a big anniversary party! #10YearsInTheGutter

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

@TravelWell4Less In San Diego this week, and would love to see you! Sent you a FB message.

[Sarah Smarsh @Sarah_Smarsh]

Internal dialogue

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

Brilliant!

[Neva @vnevah]

Today marks a year since I paid nearly £200 to be told my dog was faking struggling to breathe in order to be carried.

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

Between the June bugs and the cicadas, my puppy is completely satiated and no longer eating her puppy food.

[Undercover Tourist @ThemeParkFrog]

FROGTASTIC NEWS! Undercover Tourist is now selling Disneyland Resort tickets! https://t.co/zYnrDmxlxv #Disneyland

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

Want. https://t.co/nf2SLJevWH

[Stacey Graham @staceyigraham]

Book fort. Book fort. Book fort. https://t.co/SaX0Bayh9w

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

I just entered @LoyaltyLobby's giveaway for 100,000 Hilton Honors Points! https://t.co/ePWhs03rcS

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

@mpacatte did you drop off FB? I can't find your page or any of your posts.

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

When is it time for an intervention? I feel naked right now if I'm not wearing a Disney MagicBand on my wrist.

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

Me, too. #metoo

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

@JasCochran It really looks as if the whole park is burning.

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

@JasCochran That's SO eerie!

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

Dramatic photo of the impact of the #canyonfire2 on Disneyland https://t.co/tBr4DUytom

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

@JasCochran I know it would bother my lungs, if I were there.

[Nancy Pistorius @LyricLemon]

@JohnCleese I don't know about those other cities, but in KC, large, bloodthirsty bunnies actually live in those buildings. No people dare approach.