Liam O'Neill

plant-powered human drum machine.

[Liam O'Neill @lyrum5000]

Messed around and forgot to tweet for 2 years again. Thank you to my devout followers for remaining faithful during my absence.

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@CaseyKristoffe1 Then we can be the Lil Waynes Bros!

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Since Lil’ John and Lil’ Wayne are taken, I’ve decided to rap under the name Lil’ John Wayne.

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@Cr_Holgate There’s a silicone version?!

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@pibbsley Hahaha yes!!!!

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Watching the worst, but also the best cover of Uptown Funk. The band is blowing it, but the baby boomer crowd doesn’t give a shiiiit!

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Honestly though... how trippy would a cold fart be?

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@Cr_Holgate Duuude. Morning is the best!

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I’m terrified of Charlie Puth.

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It appears that if I kept dressing like I did in 96, I’d be really hip right now.

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Mmmmm... just ate a fresh batch of gum!

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30’s. The age where people start bragging about their half marathon times. #youstoppedhalfwaysilly!

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@WeAreSpaceForce What about at the groovy space parties that happen inside the station?

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@WeAreSpaceForce Is there going to be a Space Force Band? How do you join? Is there an age limit? I’m 30. Just wondering..

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@bleland92 At the same time?? You dawg you...

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First tweet in two years... What are you tweeters doing with your lives??

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Playing with @iamhazelenglish today at the @noisepop 20th st. Block Party! Bandwagon Stage.… https://t.co/t4uEQTajdC

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Thanks for all the birthday wishes folks! Got to spend the day making music in good ol' Gresham,… https://t.co/cbhiG6haz3

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Morris Day & The Time! @ Napa Valley Wine Country https://t.co/mH1JUWsxw3

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Can't understand my own notes. SPD reassuring me it's ok. https://t.co/qpV9r4UJhK