Alyssa Roberts

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

If you have kids and don’t own a @BISSELLclean Crosswave... you’re parenting all wrong!

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

I think one of the most challenging things as a parent so far has been having to listen to my child eat Chex mix. So. Much. Crunch.

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

@Jcancer27 @OhFerny Not involved in cheer anymore and it makes me want to yell every time I see a team do it!

[mike roberts @mp_roberts]

I'm hiring someone to lead content and social at
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[Dave Gorman @_davegorman]

Here...here is why teachers are scared.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Burrito bowl ppl: let's settle this

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

What I tell myself running into @Target for just diapers vs. what happens when I see literally anything else

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

Officially have lost it. Just had a whole live lesson with my kiddos abou how today is Tuesday..... it is not.... it’s Monday in case any one else is confused too 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

How do you get a toddler to stop climbing stuff?! Can you spray them with a water bottle like a cat????

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

Why is a baby gate for one kid a deterrent from entering the space but for the other it’s like ....

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

My 2 year old is throughly upset he can’t go to @Target right now! He just cried for 20 minutes when I told him we were doing pick up instead of going in. #stayhome #kidneedshistarget

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

Hey universe.... if we have to stay away from everything , can we at least have nice weather. A 2 year old and being stuck inside all day DO NOT MIX!!! #imdrained

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

Told my 2 year old today to close his eyes for nap time and he reached over put his finger on my lips and said “shhh stop talking” kid who do you think you are?!?!😂

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

Thought of the day: in Monsters Inc Mike tells sully “you’ve been jealous of my good looks since the 4th grade” yet they supposedly meet in college at Monsters University??? #disneyfails

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

@pmueller14

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

@JPenree Wait until you have 2!!!!

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

Naming this girl is not going well!!! #suggestionswelcome

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

Today my 20 month old asked for stickers at target after repeatedly yelling he wanted to go to target in the car for 20 minutes! #hesmine @Target

[Alyssa Roberts @lysee726]

@buybuyBABY can you please carry some purple girl items? Not everyone likes the color pink!!