Alysia

full time daydreamer just pursuing my happiness.

[Alysia @lysloves]

@thomashallett Maybe they were having a shit parking day, you know when no matter how many times you try it’s just on the curb wether you like it or not, so you do your best and give up because maybe they were only running for something super quick. Maybe.

[Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore]

Carly has been using her allotment to feed people struggling with the cost of living. Last night someone broke in and salted the land to stop her growing.

Her go fund me: https://t.co/mn2vIkYSPP

[Alysia @lysloves]

@charrrlx I think it’s March 26th it happens! Sunday 1am changes to 2am! But almost there gyal😀 not long!! Xx

[Alysia @lysloves]

GP receptionists are different breeds of humans.

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to:

Not be too ambitious or high-achieving.
Not earn more than my partner (too late)
Not go to a park.
Not to drink alcohol.
Not to go through menopause.

[Jack Carter @jackcarter22]

bloke walking along the Kingsway, drinking a can of K cider, with an actual live pigeon perched on top of his beanie hat. Swansea City Centre in the day is surely undefeated when it comes to headbangers.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

I have never once dodged a £3m tax bill, looted a pension fund, fired and rehired an entire workforce, knocked £20 off Universal Credit, sold the NHS a shedload of dodgy PPE or illegally invaded any country in the Middle East. That's why they call me a leftwing extremist.

[Alysia @lysloves]

@danbarker The power of social media and a good product. Also… disposable income has come right down so smaller luxuries like baked goods always do well in recessions. Everyone deserves a little treat 😊

[Alysia @lysloves]

Today was a very Monday Tuesday

[Alysia @lysloves]

I’ve had so much sleep I’m tired 😂

[Alysia @lysloves]

Ate my Christmas dinner around 9pm. New record for me.

Definitely in Top 10 hangovers of all time.

[Alysia @lysloves]

Why am I hungover? I don’t even like football!

[Alysia @lysloves]

@dannyhowarddj despo for a track ID you played tonight, only caught part of it. Something with flava D??

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Welcome to modern Britian on a Monday morning.

Red dots is where sewage dumping has been taking places over the weekend, grey dots is where the water company has stopped supplying the data. Why have you done that @SouthWestWater?

[michael mezz @michaelmezz]

listen to her explain the Van Gogh soup protest.

she’s got a point, no?

[Alysia @lysloves]

@MrT8190 Horrible!! 😂

[Alysia @lysloves]

Colossal hangover.
Approach with caution.

[Alysia @lysloves]

@joeyeat35 My chicken, leek and tarragon pie is the dogs bollocks appaza

[Alysia @lysloves]

Sundays

[Alysia @lysloves]

Rang the docs earlier as I 110% have tonsillitis… “have you tried paracetamol and drinking water”

Two weeks ago I almost gave myself pneumonia from days of being dismissed by docs telling me to take paracetamol and drink water.

WTF IS GOING ON?