Lysa

it be like that sometimes

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Me: Sorry I've got plans this weekend.

My plans:

[Lysa @lysoldex]

@b0gur @iiShotou

[echan @boodstarz]

“why do ppl play this game and not use vc/have a mic” bc u out here building full slurslinger stacks whenever u hear a woman on vc dawg

[Cats all the way @nekocatts]

Gamer 🎮

[Lysa @lysoldex]

@NYXCosmetics 💐

[Lysa @lysoldex]

@tru_fru

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Can I offer you a Horchata in these trying times

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

[BUG! @elisun_]

Please don’t leave me I scale really well late game

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what if we were kitties sharing a smooch on a broom

[julka @ju1kzy]

work

[I'm @DEEHOLY_FATHER]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[Lysa @lysoldex]

@Hemomal i'm just curious, but how do we actually know he has a girlfriend? did sykkuno publicly confirm he had a girlfriend of 5 years or something?

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

you should be allowed to leave work early if your heart just isn't in it today

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

the 2nd round of sleep after you wake up too early hits different

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

April fools day is cancelled this year because every day is a fucking joke

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“all you do is sleep” god forbid a girl wants to escape the crushing reality of life

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

dudes hitting the gym after a breakup thinking their body is the issue is so funny to me, like bro you have the emotional intelligence and maturity of a potato. go to therapy.

[Neet @neet_sol]

can’t find a job i wonder if the zoo is looking for a goat

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The dog in me wants to eat chocolate and die