Alyssa

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

sometimes you gotta put your dad in his place

[Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth]

This guy thought he’d trick us all by posting himself twice…

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

#NewProfilePic

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

heroin addicts are a waste of space i said what the fuck i said

[Tim Agne @timagne]

In case anybody was wondering why I left St. Louis for Arizona. https://t.co/OREmALhwiy

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

i have my first therapy appt this morning and my mom told me i shouldn’t talk about her in there… so you admit it? your the problem?

[m @TVRVNTO]

just hung out w my bestfriend, life is worth living again

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

my boyfriend finally talked me into selling my car and getting this cutie 🥹🥹

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

y’all i sold my car to carvana. they paid me $3k more than the inn price and somehow was talking into buying a 2004 bmw and it’s broke asf 🤪🤪 so i guess stay tuned for the fun

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

@GabrieleDaniel_ concerta!

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

@GabrieleDaniel_ you got this babe 💗

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

@ChipotleTweets @CashApp #ChipotleGuacMode
$lyssmith61
🥺🥺🥺

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

i forgot i tweeted about this but i finished it 🥺

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

i decided i’d start making a blanket. and i’m so proud🥺

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

@Battlevacuum best part lmao he put me on an antidepressant

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

went to my general doctor because i feel like my heart isn’t working right and the doctor told me to get vaccinated and it would be fine 🤐

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

@haileyhunna no thank u

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

@haileyhunna dead ass

[Alyssa @Lyss_Smith_]

sometimes i regret getting into dental. bc the things we see in peoples mouths just got me fucked up.