Tim Agne

Digital editor @kjzzphoenix. Certified Snackologist™️. Video game dad. Teacher. ASU alum. STL raised.

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Yeah, I wore a patriotic shirt today.

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@letjesscook One time I went to Costco and a sample lady sang happy birthday to my daughter in Navajo. It was awesome.

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@amandaluberto @GovernorAnne I think about this often. 🥰

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Shout out to @zlind76 for wearing a Dirty Drummer shirt on stage at the motherfucking Hollywood Bowl tonight.

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I guess we can call Arizona’s 5th a swing district. 🍍

https://t.co/PiHAqlUp3h

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@helen @GenePark Mexico is mad it didn’t think of this first.

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@GovernorAnne My neighbor has a cactus that every year or so will produce one big, gorgeous bloom. Javelinas are always trying to come through and eat it.

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@Cap_Kaveman OOT: Breaks your heart by showing that you can never go home.

Millennials: We’re going home.

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@Garrett_Archer @Hanner66 @ThomasGalvin I’m getting “he’s running” vibes.

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You can tell he’s a debater by how much he uses the word “vehemently.”

[ABC15 Arizona @abc15]

Republican Jeff Dial has conceded to Democrat Sebastian Matta in the Maricopa County clerk of Superior Court race.

Matta, a 19-year-old Arizona State University sophomore, will lead the clerk's office in the nation's fourth largest county

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@GovernorAnne Hey, that one dude walked from downtown to Buc-ees. Anything in Phoenix is walkable if you try hard and believe in yourself and don’t care whether you live or die.

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@GovernorAnne Plus he’s way more likely to get run over by a car doing 55+ than stabbed.

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@GovernorAnne Hey, that one dude walked from downtown to Buc-ees. Anything in Phoenix is walkable if you try hard and believe in yourself and don’t care whether you live or die.

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

Me: CIVIL WAR was intentionally vague to the point of ideological incoherence to avoid mapping on to current culture war nonsense.

Alex Garland: I literally foresaw California and Texas rising against the populist fraud in the White House.

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@GovernorAnne Jeez, sorry my dad’s still alive and my mom is undiagnosed.

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@GovernorAnne Twitter never should have let people go over 140.

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@RealSprat Oh right, it comes from the Princess region of France.

[Derek Montilla  @Cap_Kaveman]

In search of my client @VicMansah’s killer instinct, I took him to the closest place to home we could get for a Swede to train prior to next Friday’s match at @IZWWrestlingAZ Absolute Power

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@Cap_Kaveman It’s actually because Kaiser Wilhelm II thought it would conserve coal. Farmers are going to work at sunrise no matter what time it is.