basic Becky

~YOUR MOM~. Honestly, terrible content.

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

Living proof that you don’t need to be famous to have haters. You just need to upset Mariah Carey Stan twitter with a tweet from 2018.

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

Every time you make popcorn and then 30 seconds later jump because something pops in the microwave and then realize: no silly, you’re making popcorn, remember!

#sohuman

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

You can’t tell me that Tropic Thunder isn’t the same movie as Madagascar (and not just bc Ben Stiller is in both)

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

Dear companies: 20-30% off is not a good deal. Give me 40%+ or kindly f* off

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

@hannahcranberri Me waiting for Patrick Dempsey to appear🧍‍♀️

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

@hannahcranberri As he should

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Huge weekend for her.

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

@HannahCarande Omg this is GREAT intel

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

I hate to say this I hope I don’t sound ridiculous: Taylor Swift and Hannah Montana are very similar in my brain

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

Almost got hit by someone with the license plate “WHAAASUP”. This is why people hate LA.

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

Realizing I’m making a career of being able to dish it out and not take it

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

Why eat lunch when you could eat Oreos and peanut butter

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

Unfortunately getting to the point in life where I only use gift cards for practical purchases :/

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

Beau wasn’t afraid. Alyssa was afraid.

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

@petey_lev No!

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

@HannahCarande I’m in

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

Bet my mom will never know who put nespresso pods and a slut top in the Amazon cart

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

This has been in my drafts for a year. It was time to let her fly

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

So it’s Valentine’s Day and you decided to leak your own nudes for attention

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

@HannahCarande So we may have misunderstood an ad for dog food….

[basic Becky @lyss_sull]

BARF is an acronym?????