alyssa

cunt is as cunt does

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

Jake Gyllenhaal watching the internet go after John Mayer after Midnights came out

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

ok i told everyone about something exciting that’s potentially coming so now it’s time for the pit in my stomach to grow and swallow me whole

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

i’m realizing i have an avoidant attachment style and i’m going to have to deal with it instead of avoiding the issue like i prefer to do

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

sometimes i go out and act like i have a gallbladder and then i face the consequences

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

when you’re in a hangxiety competition with me but the president of the company knows i was hit on at the bar

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

thinking about how a guy was like “you’re kinda mean. that’s cause you’re gen z.” and i’m offended. i come from a generations of mean women. please respect my lineage.

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

i’m the worst person to take to a bar bc suddenly i’m asking a random if he has a family history of alcoholism and i’m correct

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

i wonder how much tom steyer paid for this. and i’m so fr. that’s my fav billionaire

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mark Ruffalo endorses Tom Steyer for Governor of California.

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

i’m drunk and no one has said karaoke i’m going to cry

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

it’s raining on company picnic day but that’s just how life has been going lately https://t.co/BRFNDcOVkq

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

kinda devastated by the nate jacobs news as someone who barely watches euphoria and only refers to him as jacob elordi

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

i need us as a society to go back to shaming f*rries. i don’t want to see it anymore

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

i wish i was a club bouncer i’d love if my job was to call people ugly and turn them away

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

GET ME OUT OF HERE 😭😭😭😭

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

all 3 of my meals today have been 95% bread

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Me and who this summer?

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

i wish i was a priest so people would have to come and hear me talk once a week for hours

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

changed my hinge location to sacramento and all of a sudden everyone is not political. how are you not political in the state capital?

[alyssa @lyssa_cd]

overcome with the urge to move away and start a new life

[giovanna @feelswidow]

free jimmy lusaque jr