LYSS

I'm really great and if you don't think so I get it, its fine but you're wrong and I hate you.

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

I have never done a sexual favor for anything. I deserve presents for breathing.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Really crazy how I spent ages 12-16 getting cat called every single walk home from school and now as a 24 year old when I take walks down the same street I get 0 cat calls.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

my bf opens his eyes in the morning and im like

👸🏻: im hungry, i think this girl i follow on instagram broke up with her boyfriend but i can’t really tell, im thirsty, people are trying to cancel this teen tiktoker for thrifting too much, i want a bagel can we go now? monkeypox-

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

me when he picks something i don't want to eat after he asks me where i want to eat and i say i don't know

[LYSS @lyssa_gray]

@AlanWilliamsJr

[LYSS @lyssa_gray]

@cheybrookeee I have the worlds worst sleepers 😅 I’m so sorry it’s so tough!

[LYSS @lyssa_gray]

@TylerHackett I’m so sorry ❤️

[LYSS @lyssa_gray]

@jadeyyharriss Do it.

[LYSS @lyssa_gray]

My most efficient cleaning technique is the panic clean.

[LYSS @lyssa_gray]

I don’t know if I’ll be able to put my kids in competitive activities because I stay ready to throw hands at all times.

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

The fact that people used to deliver pizzas before GPS is so absurd to me.

People were really calling up a pizzeria like "I want a large pizza delivered in 30 minutes. I'm going to give you a house number, and a random street name. Good fucking luck."

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

how does a Matrix movie work in 2021? I'm supposed to be scared of living in a fake reality, trapped forever in 1999? Shit frost my tips and log me in

[LYSS @lyssa_gray]

9/11 One Day in America broke me. Really highly recommend watching.

[LYSS @lyssa_gray]

https://t.co/z5U5BTyGnc

[LYSS @lyssa_gray]

@chrisconran Oh HELL YEAH CHRIS!!!

[LYSS @lyssa_gray]

@hanzbananzz Those second kids really are sweet and spicy

[LYSS @lyssa_gray]

I think the rest of the country got tired of Utah and they are just trying to off us with this smoke.