alyssa🌼🍋🐞

uh-lit-sa

[psilovibin’ ✨🩵 @melanynmonroe]

and i’m already looking forward to NEXT Friday

[nat ✱ @hav3nsent]

do men just not plan dates anymore why are you asking ME where we should go?? figure it out???

[Ksnap @ksnap_]

Got an EGOT in the family group chat today

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

Been waiting for this Friday since last Friday

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

It’s almost 90 degrees and humid before 8AM in LA, y’all going to need to put the AI down.

[gusz. 🧛🏻 @fuckgusz]

não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )

[ITADAKIMASU @ShansDaBoss]

why’s everyone getting married rn is it cheap or sumn

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

EVERYBODY DYING BUT THAT FAT EVIL ORANGE BITCH IM SO IRRITATED

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

As an adult you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience. 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i do not mess around about going home at all, i go home quickly. i love going home.

[777 @dessszn]

so sexy of me to keep going

[dj @djzmbieatr]

he replied to the story i made for him specifically

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Evenings after work finish too quickly. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭😭

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

this is how clocking out of work and having the next day off feels

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

If you voted for Kamala Harris, I'm wishing you a wonderful Friday and happy July 4th weekend!

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

I couldn’t love this guy more.

[EGYPTHQ @EgyptCEO]

kc from love island being muslim is the worst pr we’ve had since isis

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

bricked up after a kiss? my type of man

[nian @nian2k]

the psychosis of being tipsy around someone you need to devour