Alyssa Reid

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

“i brought u coffee” a love language

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

me @ my own errands I need to run

[Drizzy @Drake]

#CLB

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Stop with this stereotype about Italians doing hand gestures.
It’s not t https://t.co/5EUnXz8tJJ

[abby @outoflemonjuice]

i wish the climate knew she didn’t have to change for anyone :(

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Them: I hope this email finds you well.

Me: *eating bagel bites in my pajamas at 4 PM* It does not

[The Women's Organisation @TheWomensOrg]

Vice President of the United States 🇺🇸

How it started How it’s going:

[Krys. @itsmekrystiiina]

Black Mirror really outdid themselves this time. Having us EXPERIENCE season 6 instead of watching it on Netflix? Remarkable really

[T ! @tatttiannaa]

be a good person in real life not just on social media.

[AJ ❄️ @Levance_]

Know the difference.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’ve decided i’m pushing my birthday back to june due to the ongoing corona situation

[𐙚 @gihzell]

telling my kids this is Pablo Escobar

[Cyn Santana 🇸🇻🇩🇴 @Cyn_Santana]

Me: I just need shampoo
Me one hour later:

[Mgoof90 @AgentCodyDanks_]

@poastsbymatt You mean like this?

[Daniel @ShankRowe]

My Uber driver is too busy transcending time and space to pick me up

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

“are you sure you won’t fall asleep??”

me: yeah i’ll be fine

also me 4 minutes into the movie: https://t.co/vAuU0NfwwH

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

“not all men”?? you’re absolutely right, trader joe would NEVER